I must now do what I am doing as that is stop bad man and make good not do much in end but it the little thing that each one try do that make world ok place even with hurt and bad.
INJECT THE TOXINS INTO MY BODY!! AAAAAARRRR BLUB KWE KWE RRRRRRRRRR ELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELEL animated
-ELELE *BOOM* RRRRRRRRR
LEGS MAN I AM LEGS MANS!! AARRRRRR I HAVE NO ARMS!! AARRRRRR end cut-scene
Fight bad man with your expertise in unarmed combat.
>>258464 Kick his fucking ass!
>>258464 Kick him in the concepts! Get metaphysical on his ass!
KICK EVIL TO THE CURB
YES I DEFEAT BAD MAN WITH LEGS KICK ARRRRRRRR-*BLAM* NO!! SHOT PRETTY LADY!! NOOO! NO! AARRRR!!
RAGE MODE.
FLYING SIDE KICK OF RIGHTEOUSNESS.
WHY SHOT! SUCK RAGE FROM PAIN! AARRRR!! I KICK JUSTICE! I KICK JUSTICE ON SIDE!! *BLAM**BLAM* BULLETS CAN'T HIT ME WHEN I'M KICKING SIDEWAYZ!! *BLAM**BLAM**BLAM*
See you next weekend when more stuff happens, this time maybe there will even be situations that promote creative and fun solutions! YAAAAAY!! P.S. The pretty lady is dead and it's all your fault! Shame on your suggestions for ignoring her safety. Shame, SHAAAAME, SHAAAAAAAAAAME!!
Ah, but the shame is on you, for see if he just injected them instead of looking at them for one panel then we would of had enough time to engage mighty feet of justice go!
>>258808 Actually it was from rampaging towards him with no real plan to avoid him shooting her even though he had her at gunpoint. It is my fault though for not getting the point across that even with AWESOME LEG POWERS mindlessly attacking isn't going to end well, especially when the enemy has a gun and is some distance away. BUT DO NOT DESPAIR MY CHILD! Next weekend will bring more OPPORTUNITIES and OTHER STUFF possibly even enough of them to make this quest MILDLY ENTERTAINING!!
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Though kick fly strong true, pretty lady still dead. Never considers someone else danger for good doing. Now must mountain of despair to find answers man of what do.
MOUNTAIN GOATS!! AAAAARR! THEY'RE MADE OUT OF LEGS BUT THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT GRAVITY IS!!! ARRRRR! YOU STUPID GOATS DON'T DESERVE YOURE LEGS!! AAAAARRR!!!
SURROUNDED! AAARRRR!!
end cut-scene
>>260205 Roundhouse kick... its the only way!
>>260205 Kick them in the snout to establish dominance.
They're just goats. What are you afraid of?
>>260204 They don't know what gravity is? THEN YOU MUST TEACH THEM THE MEANING OF GRAVITY. I hope you brought science textbooks! (Otherwise, maybe you could kick them off the side of the mountain or something, but that's just lame.)
I not solve with kicking which brought me to MOUNTAIN OF DESPAIR. I use thinking. I not fear goat, I will TEACH THEM THEM MEANING OF GRAVITY. But how? I am not man of great science and goats not great learning, or are they?
>>262317 Stop dreaming, silly boy, you have no arms!
>>262317 Punt one of them into the air! When it falls down, it will never forget what gravity is!
Only legs man when INJECT THE TOXINS. Now find answers. Can't harm need teach. Lift and drop them sufficiently. The goats are now AMUSED, but don't gravity. More goat education, climbing to answers man or other?
>>265499 Find tower. Drop big goat and small goat at same time off tower. ??? GRAVITY
>>265499 Onwards to man of great learning. We shall also ask him how one teaches gravity to goats.
The answer man's house is in sight. "I am the GOAT MASTER. I hear you have a PROBLEM WITH THESE GOATS!"
>>258457 I think you missed.
The goat-keeper?
"HA YOUR SILENCE PROVES YOUR GUILT, GOAT HATER!! WHITE EYED WHITE GOAT!!! Stare blankly at him for a bit THEN ATTACK!!" 1/3
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TENSO.
Legs Man: Glare Back Omniously. or kick sand on the goat's eyes. wichever is funnier.
>>284115 Tip the goat.
Become friends with said goat.
>>284359 Hug goat, tip goat master?
ATTACKING GOAT CAUGHT BY HUG OF FRIENDSHIP. FRIENDSHIP HURTS LIKE SHIT THOUGH.
GOATMASTER-"WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN?" HUG OF FRIENDSHIP WORKS THROUGH CONTACT THE GOATMASTER IS UNAFFECTED. FOR FRIENDSHIP OF DISTANCE I NEED WORDS.
>>293684 Tell him "They do not understand gravity! I wish to teach them!"
"These goats do not understand gravity! I must teach them!" "No, you are crazy, just put the goat down and leave this mountain!"
>>304110 Teach him gravity as well! Hurl goat at him, let him HUG!
"GOAT LEARNED GRAVITY TOO HARD!!" "NOW I KNOW YOU ARE A GOAT HURLER, I'm calling the goat police."
Wooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Enjoy your stay at GOAT JAIL!!
THE END!!