HEY GUISE! My name is Flare! I was born deformed ;_; but I'm not too sad. People say I have a cute button nose! Anyway, I need help! Will you help me?!
SURE FLARE! What do you need help with?!
Try to fly with your one wing.
Can we roll you around? you look fun to roll around like a log.
Obtain Cybernetic Replacement Wing. Get WMDs. BURN THE WORLD.
I am tryin to fly, guise, but I just go around in a circle ;_; I don't know about cybronautics or anything. I think I need a boyfriend!
>>554675 >BURN THE WORLD Seconding this.
>>554677 Okay. Well. Burn the world, EXCEPT for one random neckbeard. Then marry him. Duh.
>>554677 Kill self in a spectacular explosion of your fundamenteum.
>>554677 LETS GO FIND A BOYFRIEND
I Try to breathe fire on this plant, but no fire comes out... ;_; What is a nekbread? Where should I go look!?
>>554683 Let's go find a village! There HAS to be someone who wants us as a girlfriend.
1. Find Pissface from rage quest. 2. Ask out on date. Be extra annoying 3. ?????? 4. ETERNAL FFFFFFFFFF
uh hey I'll be your boyfriend
GHOST BLOW JOB
>>554688 What the hell are you doing here?! This is a closed set!
>>554689 WOO WOO WOO WOO
>>554688 Fuck that, I at least have a penis.
I found a vill... You, you guise wanna be my boifriend? REally? I... But how will I choose?! Contestand Ghost, what are your hoobeis? Constestand Shirt, Where would you take me if we went on a date?
hey bub I was here first get off of my woman before I cry. Hobbies? Oh I like to collect seashells and give them to the less fortunate, and listen to gnome sings, the 5 CD disk set.
>>554695 I think we'd go to a mountaintop and watch the murrfect sunset! By the way you are a ghost, why do you want girlfriend?
>>554699 Hey, fGhost, go find a nice pink sheet
OH KNOW guise. I... I just can't pick! Pleeze random people, won't you help me pick which one I should go with?! PLEASE?! I'M SO CONFUSED!
>>554701 How about both?
>>554701 Both!
>>554699 Oh someone to talk to and to play hotwheels with me. I love hotwheels.
DIE MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!
>>554701 BOTH. Harem end!
Both? REALLY? Both?! I... I don't know guise... that woud be soooo cooool... but it's making me nervous just thinking aboot it! What if dey fight?! Oh! I'm so nervous! when I get nervous I... OOOPS! OH NO GUISE I MADE A MSITAKE! PLEASE TELL ME WAT TO DO NOW!!!
>>554712 Quick! Pick up Steve and fly away from that thing!
>>554712
>DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA ... oh... guise... I... my.. guts caem out... I feel real sleepy... imma go sleep nao...
How could you do this to flare...
>>554728 THUS IS THE FATE OF ALL WHO OPPOSE US!!
I'm too late? Fuck all you guys...
>>554732 Ngh. Poor Gnoll. :<
1% phoenix
1% phoenix is now Flare canon.
>>554734 It's in her official stats! She cannot be killed!
Epic thread is epic.
Hmm. That sheet says .1% Phoenix. As in, 1/1000th.
>>554731 What are you?
>>554730 GOOD END
Those stats have to be some of the most retarded tabletop faggotry I have ever seen. I would punch your DM in the teeth if I could.
>>554845 I can't tell if you missed the joke or are joking about missing the joke.