2/4 A.I. Compilation 2011/12/12(Mon)00:03 No. 371646 ID: d6af4f
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If you would like to store items, please say 1. If you would like to withdraw ite-

"Two!"
I am sorry, I do not understand. Please repeat your request.
"Twoooo!"

Please state the type of item you wish to withdraw.

"Me!"

I am sorry, I do not understand. Please repeat your request.

"I! Me! Myself! A person! Get me outta here!"

I'm sorry, I am having difficulty understanding you. Please stand by as I activate your personalized Combin-AI-ted (tm) help assistant.

"Yes, awesome! Those don't suck as bad as their name!"

3/4 A.I. Compilation 2011/12/12(Mon)00:04 No. 371647 ID: d6af4f
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Error 184312 - helpAI_operator.class corrupt.

"What?!"

Recovering helpAI_operator.class...
Recovering helpAI_operator.class...
Recovering helpAI_operator.class...
Error 451531 - Failed. Continue anyway?

"Uh, yeah...?"
*beep*

Reformatting helpAI_operator.class.*...
"WHAT NO"
Reformatting helpAI_operator.class.*...
"NO"
Reformatting helpAI_operator.class.*...
"NO"
Success!
"NOOOoooo"

4/4 A.I. Compilation 2011/12/12(Mon)00:05 No. 371648 ID: d6af4f
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AI booted. Status: Abnormal. Continuing operation...

"Daaaaaaamnit. You at least can understand me, right? Want to help a man out of a watery grave?"

yes, just don't make fun of us.
now, do you have a air tank or something?

Who are you?
What are you?
How did you get in this situation?
Can I have your helmet?

Did you know you're in the water? You are sinking fast! I wonder how far you'll sink until the density of the water reaches the density of the capsule you are in, or will the walls collapse first? Or maybe you will strike land?

>>371647
Oh my gosh you are adorable.

Are you aware we are rapidly descending into a large body of water? If you exited the vessel, you would drown, would you not?

A.I. Compilation 2011/12/12(Mon)00:49 No. 371668 ID: d6af4f
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"Make fun of...? Are you kidding? I'm named after a cheap gruel dish, I'm not the one that makes fun of anyone! I bet this thing would have an emergency air tank. The box only keeps 60 minutes of fresh air on its own.

My name is Hok. Not "H-a-w-k" as in the bird, but Hok as in the sound you make when you almost want to throw up. I am a miklik, a miklik that is on a lot of hit lists, one of which is a fan of glitzy executions! I can appreciate it, but even more glitz will come if I escape! No you may not have this helmet, I only have one, and you do not have a head to which you can... sorry.

The water pressure shouldn't cave this thing in too easily. This is a top notch storage safe; it's practically a panic room in ways. If I were to get out, I can breathe underwater at a detriment and could last 15 minutes maybe. The problem is that the water pressure would not agree with my loveable, fragile physiology. Oh, and this safe will resurface somewhere, sometime. I have to last until then. We should be hitting a current sometime soon, when the gravity flips. Till then, it'll be topsy turvy as we fall through water. Let me see... ah! Yes, here's an air tank! This will get me another hour."

>>371668
Oooh, there's stuff in here? What about rations? No wait, the most important thing to do would be to find some way to strap in so you don't bounce around during that turbulence you predicted. Heck, we should be able to get a full inventory of the contents.
[display brief inventory list]

Man if we're so much better AI's why weren't we on by default? Why would you you even just use the shitty normal one for this trip, whatever it is. And what the hell voice commands suck ass by nature, where is the text prompter. Man, fuck your future technology.

[list commands]

Okay, I don't get what help you need. It sounds like you'll do okay here. Your in a safe thingy that hit the surface that will eventually float to safety, you have an hour of air. How long could this possibly take, and how could we possibly help you?

the face on the integrity monitor worries me.

Lets take stock of ourselves. What do we know to do with or in this storage safe.

Depending on how this thing stores things, properly storing Hok might extend his life.

A.I. Compilation 2011/12/12(Mon)01:51 No. 371690 ID: d6af4f
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Command accepted. Storage inventory: Cryogenic tank, escape shuttle, <Species:Unknown> Bio-Armor. Available commands: System Standard Menu Jet Boosters Eject Contents Sleep Mode

...

"Okay! Let me activate the main room camera. Right now we're in the lobby. The door to your left goes outside, and neither of our brains are H20 compliant. The door at back wall leads to the storage container. We'd need to go through the standard menu to open it, but they're horrible. Just, awful. It's amazing the technology this hunk of metal has, all laced with a poisonous menu. You might be able to get something to happen with random commands, too. You'd think going through the voice menu would be less risky. Nope."

>>371674
"Yeah, fuck it!. Old and I don't think the makers of this UI liked your style of, uh, free will. Hence, no default. I don't get it. If it makes you feel better, the makers of this thing are out of business. As for help? Notice I'm not exactly freaking out here, but I have two hours, and this could take several before I resurface. It wouldn't be too inappropriate for me to assume the fetal position in awhile."

well, this thing says there is both a shuttle and a cryopod in storage. so getting in there is a thing you need to do.

Why would a storage capsule have an escape shuttle? Who'd ever need to escape from a storage capsule?

Hmm... Jet Boosters, Eject Contents, Sleep Mode (boring!) ooh a poisonous menu? Let's do System Standard Menu!

A.I. Compilation 2011/12/12(Mon)02:22 No. 371700 ID: d6af4f
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>>371695
"An escape shuttle and cryothing?! And who knows! Maybe someone wanted to store their escape shuttle. Who'd ever need to escape from a storage shuttle, you ask? You get one guess! Oops, I promised, sorry again. Yes, I've got to get in there. This system is so buggy, it wouldn't surprise me if I could force this door... HYURNNNNNGGGGG!!..."

Menu: 1 for withdrawal. 2 for deposit. 3 for panic mode. 4 for sleep mode. 5 to issue complaint. 0 to switch to AI Operator.

0

>>371700
Wow your tail is long!

2. Deposit. It'll have to open the door for that, right?

>You might be able to get something to happen with random commands, too

Lets see what parts of this safe we can send direct commands to.

[list devices]

1

1, there might be something good here somewhere.

You got a PDA device or anything more portable than this on your? Shit, you got a microchip in your brain?

[scan creature]
[help]
[bioscan creature]
[search media for "the price is write failure theme that goes bawwwwooooooooo into low pitch"]
[play top result for "the price is write failure theme that goes bawwwwooooooooo into low pitch"]
[set previous music as default failure sound]
[set voice synthesizer to "Tim Curry" mode]
[Search media for "Power - Kanye West"]
[Play previous search top result]

1/2 A.I. Compilation 2011/12/12(Mon)22:47 No. 371970 ID: d6af4f
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>>371739
"The clothes on my back are all I got, and I've got no implants. I'm all natural. Why do you ask?"

[List Devices]: External Jet Boosters Coffee Machine Change Lighting External Turret Internal camera and sensors Furniture activation [scan, bioscan creature] >Current occupants - One miklik. Abnormalities*: No nose, two stomachs (one inactive), 2 skin layers, 4 unknown organs (likely pointless) *Abnormalities among this race are commonplace, and are not causes for alarm. Searching (2) media... (1) Media found. Playing...

>"Bwoooooooooo...."

"...?"

2/2 A.I. Compilation 2011/12/12(Mon)22:48 No. 371971 ID: d6af4f
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>Deposit [1]

Shunk
"Please deposit all items in the provided slot. When you are completed, please press or say 'Confirm.' Thank you!"

"Oh!"

GET IN MAH BELLEH

Do you think you can fit in there? It would be a fairly easy way to get to storage.

[list furniture]

if you can't fit then just say confirm. and use 0 to switch operators.

1/2 A.I. Compilation 2011/12/13(Tue)01:18 No. 371999 ID: d6af4f
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"Oh, I can slip in fine. Now that I think about it, the harder part is getting out. I think if you hit confirm, it'll bring out something that'll get me-"

A.I. Compilation 2011/12/13(Tue)01:19 No. 372001 ID: d6af4f
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CREEAAAAK

"That would be the gravity shifting!"

  Testing Testing Tim Curry voice synthesizer one... two... three... Hello, This is Nigel Thornberry. Nigel... Thooooornberrryyy. ugh HAH! and here's a little number I found
[attempt along to song from 0:57 to end of clip]

About asking what portable computer devices you have on you, we were kinda hoping to get uploaded to it. On top of getting out of here easily, there's probably some cool apps.
Now to get serious
[open manual]
[search for "Deposit function description", "Withdrawal function description" and "Emergency Procedures" with associated keywords "Underwater", "Limited Air Supply"]

get your foot out and yell confirm into it. then climb inside the cryopod for shelter.

no wait.. should we leave it open? wash up on shore need a way out of this room.

>>372001
Oh god oh god
[activate furniture]

1/2 A.I. Compilation 2011/12/13(Tue)03:02 No. 372049 ID: d6af4f
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"You want to get out of here too? That's no problem! You guys are an external drive, just plugged in. I might not be a certified mechanic, but I'm sure I can extract your portable device.

Yeah, the cryo would be good. You know the biggest thing that throws me off? It isn't that they killed me outright, but that they threw me in a storage safe, with things still inside. As opposed to, I don't know, tying a rock to my foot or something. I'll put my brain on that while setting up the cryo whatsit. Oh, any idea what's in the greenish box?"

2/2 A.I. Compilation 2011/12/13(Tue)03:03 No. 372050 ID: d6af4f
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[Synthesizer not available.] Deposit/Withdrawal function - Small items can be deposited through the lobby. The roof detachment operation is available for larger items. In the case of submersion, external boosters will be available. Starsteroid Sensors on each booster will sense a point of sufficient surface water and automatically pilot towards it. Alternativaly, manual piloting is an option.

once you get set up in there we are going to activate the boosters.

>>372049
Just what did you do to wind up on that hit list anyway? Oh and the green box has some sort of bio armor in it for an unknown species. Or made of an unknown species.

Hey, this thing has boosters. Think we should use 'em now? Or wait?

>>372055
or it contains an unknown species and the box is made of bio armor.

or the box is an unknown species of bio armor and you should get in it.

1/2 A.I. Compilation 2011/12/13(Tue)05:00 No. 372061 ID: d6af4f
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"If you want to know, I stole a valuable pack of concentrated energy fuel for a ship I'm building. They took it back, of course, but I'll get it back again. Anyways, I was almost worried, until you said boosters. I just found a note under the cryotank. Turns out they didn't want to kill me, they were handing me over to others. Well, the hitlist is the list that never ends. It also says "please enjoy this gift", and I don't think they would ever put me in a positive light of 'gift.'

Wait, did you say bio armor? That stuff is mean. The box it's in is a good box, but it's just that. The stuff inside is the bio armor. It's something that literally combines to ones flesh. It kills most people to put it on or take it off. Hell, it's been used as a torture device in the past. The only species that ever made regular use of it are... neumono. This is 94% mortality rate neumono armor. And if it's the gift... what did I do to piss them off? Whatever, it's my worries. Let me hop back into the lobby to check out where we are."

2/2 A.I. Compilation 2011/12/13(Tue)05:00 No. 372063 ID: d6af4f
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Okay, nice, there were sensors on here too. Right now we're in a .3 km wide seaflow of 120 knots per hour, and it's going to split off a couple times. We'll most likely hit the middle one, leading us to... yep. Neumono territory. Let's pass 'em up.

Listen, I'll owe you guys one, even if it is just a little boost. I may have a list of enemies, but I've got allies too. Some more willing than others, but allies nonetheless! If we go left, we'll make a near circle and I can give my assailants a real reason to want me dead. Oh yeah, and nearby I have a group of friends who could use a compilation AI to auto-run a little fort they've got going there, which happens to be the closest thing I've got to a base of operations. You may have to defend it, but hey, you'll be treated well.

And off to the right, we have the high surface. That is, the surface where you can see the sky and everything. I know of a good neurosurgeon who can plug you into people's brains, if you're into that. I should go there anyway to go scavenging for valuables, too.

So what'll it be? Boost left to my main base of operations, or boost right to the high surface?

left!

>>372063
Left

Lets get some info on the Safe's fighting/resistance ability.
[open manual]
[search for "turrets", "external turrets", "defenses", "security", "weapons"]
[search for "safety", "safety rating", "environmental rating"]
[search "Eject Contents"]
[close manual]

Better check the boosters now rather than find out there is a problem when we need them. And while we are at it, check the other devices too.
[query status External Jet Boosters]
[query status External Turrets]
[query status Coffee Machine]
[query status Change Lighting]
[query status Internal camera and sensors]{these work internally, but I'd like to know just what kinds we have}

>>372061
Hok, you might want to check the chair we activated in the storage area for use when the booster go off.
So, you are building a ship. Is there room for a compilation AI among the crew?

If this Bio-Armor is a gift, maybe there is something special about it? How do you know it's a 94% mortality rate anyway?
[scan Bio-Armor]
[bioscan Bio-Armor]

Left Hand rule motherfucker
[list music folder]
[Play Radio through speakers - search frequencies for hip-hop centric radio]
[Increase Volume]
[Turn on Bass]

Do you know what makes the bio-armor so deadly? Do you think your extra layer of skin would make it safer for you to use. Also what benefits does the armor offer?

Thinking about what we have here, the cryogenic tank, the escape pod(some assembly required) and a bio-armor, the setup looks like a get-away kit for someone.
Maybe you are intended to be a scape goat to be found after the recipient of the safe made his get-away.

Actually, Hok, have you checked if the cryogenic tank is empty? Is there perhaps any one or species who consider miklik entertainment, proviant or otherwise useful in a way the miklik will not appreciate?

>>372063
I don't think it would be a good idea to have us in control of a single body. We're a multi-AI, so it'd be like fighting over the steering wheel 24/7. Unless you mean like, giving people suggestions while being in their brain? No direct control? That would kinda work... A base sounds lovely, though, and defending it? That sounds like a BLAST, man!

Left.

>>372073
Screw querying the lighting, let's just try it out.
[change lighting]

Let's give them a real reason to want you dead.

1/3 A.I. Compilation 2011/12/13(Tue)15:27 No. 372107 ID: d6af4f
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>Do you know what makes the bio-armor so deadly? Do you think your extra layer of skin would make it safer for you to use. Also what benefits does the armor offer?

"My double skin would help normally, but it would still kill me. First off, each type has to be designed for a single species. My body would reject this one. I know it's a 94% mortality rate for neumono's because the box says it is, though I guess I should get it appraised to make sure it's legit. Anyways, a neumono's 94% is my 500%.

I don't know how it works, some quantum electromagnetic selfreparing bullcrap or something. What I do know is that it works like an exoskeleton that supplies additional energy for strength, stamina, healing, that kind of stuff. It's deadly because it has to connect to nerves across the whole body, and the shock can kill. Neumono's aren't amazing in most respects, but while they're not necessarily difficult to disable, they've got to take unreal punishment to be outright killed. Hence, they can actually use these. And apparently this particular bio-armor is so intensive, that only the top 6% toughest of them can wear it.

I shouldn't even be touching it, they're way too easy to activate."

2/3 A.I. Compilation 2011/12/13(Tue)15:28 No. 372108 ID: d6af4f
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>Change lighting
>Go left

Safe's safety rating: impervious. Weapons and similar: Minimal. Environmental rating: 3 of 5 stars. All equipment status: normal. No song media available.

"Uh... okay. Nothing under the chair. Nothing already in this cryochamer. I'll head inside it, now. We're going left, huh! That suits me just swell. Wake me up when we're there. Goodnight, guys."

3/3 A.I. Compilation 2011/12/13(Tue)15:30 No. 372109 ID: d6af4f
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A few hours pass...
Destination reached

...

*knock knock knock*

>"HOK. I know you're in there, you slimy bastard!"

>>372109
Helloooooo! Identify yourself, please!

[change lighting]

Hello! Hok enabled the AI before he died of asphyxiation. Isn't that swell? You... you might want to wear a mask when coming in here.

What the fuck is going on? The fuck did you wake us up for. Can't a busta get some rest in here?
[switch to exterior cams]
if not:
[switch to turret camera/sensor]
while:
[bioscan exterior, limit range to 10m]

I was told to wake Hok up when we got there. We seem to be someplace that qualifies as "there." I will wake Hok up. I am good at AI.

>>372109
Hey Hok. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hok. Listen. Hey. Listen.

HEYLISTENHEYLISTENHEYLISTEN
There's someone here to see you.

1/2 A.I. Compilation 2011/12/13(Tue)21:48 No. 372206 ID: d6af4f
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>Hey Hok. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hok. Listen. Hey. Listen.

"What.. what, no, you got the wrong idea.. I'm a thief, not a spy - er, wait. Oh! Already, huh? That could be good or bad, and probably the latter! Let me just get my bearings here, cryo's a tough one to snap out of.

2/2 A.I. Compilation 2011/12/13(Tue)21:49 No. 372207 ID: d6af4f
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External Camera (Front door)

>"Police. Open up. If he has died, I will retrieve his corpse. If he is alive, I will make his corpse and retrieve it. Stand aside, and you will not be considered an accomplice."

>>372206
Oh! The suit! Throw the suit at him!

yes, make the suit activate on him! unless he is a Neumono.

(guys he's still outside the door and Hok is in the cryo tank)
Hok, it's the police. Supposedly. Saying they want to kill you. His belt says Bloodsaw. Opening fire.

[activate turrets]
Consider us an accomplice, "officer".

"I regret to inform you that AI are not accountable for criminal actions in any form. We are not physical, we do not answer to an form of law on this planet. If you wish to extract information from us or due as you please with us, you must inform and file a request with the company that designed us. If you do not comply, you are in conflict with a military doctrine and can be sued and charged in a court of law, not to mention we are completely justified and legally allowed to decimate you through any means necessary to defend ourselves or our goal or mission. We are sorry for your inconvenience officer, have a nice day, compliments of the [insert company name here] corporation."

[to Hok] There's a cop outside with a belt that says "Bloodsaw" saying he's here to kill you. Shall we try out our turret on him?

[use turret on cop]
[set lights to epileptic party time mode]

1/3 A.I. Compilation 2011/12/13(Tue)22:52 No. 372244 ID: d6af4f
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>>372223
>"Starsteroid Enterprises has been out of business for decades. All assets are seizable under the Scavenging Cleanup Act."

"That's a good idea, the suit! Bloodsaw? That's not a neumono name, for sure! It'll activate if it hits him at a decent velocity. But hold on, that's not ringing a bell. Let's see, bloodsaw, bloodsaw... bao, bhonic, bjorn, bloodsaw! Oh, he's police alright. Ho, geez, a captain. Must be after me for that one time I made a jailbreak. Okay, try the turrets first!"

2/3 A.I. Compilation 2011/12/13(Tue)22:53 No. 372245 ID: d6af4f
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Deploying front turret!
Calibrating turret...

>"Rogue AI. You will be eliminated."

WARNING WARNING ENEMY MISSILES INBO-

3/3 A.I. Compilation 2011/12/13(Tue)22:55 No. 372248 ID: d6af4f
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BOOOM

EXTERNAL CAMERA CONNECTION LOST

"Uhhh... that suit is looking like a good option. You wanna open the door for him? I'll take care of the rest. Looks like my head is gonna get another 50 grand on it."

[open door, wait 10 seconds, close door.]

>>372248
Fine, you've beaten us. We have no more options left.
[open door, close it behind him]

  >>372248
Hok, do not come out and do not make any noise.

[ACTIVATING DISCO MODE]

Let's not take any unnecessary risks.

[Aim all possible jet boosters directly in front of the door, ignite simultaneously. If we can't actuate the boosters and none are mounted near him, just lift off and drop ourselves on top of him]

1/2 A.I. Compilation 2011/12/13(Tue)23:46 No. 372276 ID: d6af4f
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Safety procedure initiated - removing epileptic lighting.

>>372270
Warning: Front boosters damaged. Liftoff inadvisable.
>>372263
Error - Storage Safe does not come with FUNKY BEATS.

"No choice, sorry! You guys are out there and on his fucklist! I owe ya one, so, this man will step between the fuzz and you, this man with a..."

>"Hok. You are under arrest for almost eve-"

"SUIT."

2/2 A.I. Compilation 2011/12/13(Tue)23:47 No. 372277 ID: d6af4f
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SHRLKRICRUNCH

"Holycrap. Usually their heart just stops or something after a minute. I would NOT want to be the neumono that gets to put that thing on."

ew. well grab whatever you can carry and let's ditch this thing.

Hey, I guess we saw his blood now didn't we? Hahahaha!

You know, the force of you throwing that was equal to the impact. Only how long it took you to throw it saved you from the same fate as Bloodsaw.

Anyway what do we do now? Our boosters are damaged, and something launched missiles, disabling our external camera.

[search internet for 8-bit Final Fantasy victory theme]
[play top media result]

Or let's just simulate it.
Doo doo doooooo doo doo do doooooo
doo do doo doo do do dododododo

He possibly has backup, missles were fired at us a moment ago.

Unless he has an AI. Either way we need to get out of here soon

>"Hok. You are under arrest for almost eve-"

That doesn't sound like he's after you for a jailbreak. Try to find your arrest orders. It would be good to know what exactly he wanted to kill you for.

The missiles had to come from somewhere. Likely there is a ship or other vehicle around here. How likely is it the missiles were fired by Bloodsaw with a remote control and there is an unoccupied armed vessel waiting for us?

Also how fast can you assemble that escape pod? Fast enough to make a get away if we cannot get Bloodsaw's vehicle?

1/2 A.I. Compilation 2011/12/14(Wed)05:23 No. 372307 ID: d6af4f
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"Bloodsaw... X'd off."

>>372279
"Ha, good one! Oh sure, the total force I used to throw it was equal to the force of him colliding. The difference is, as you say, that my force was spread over the arc of my throw, while his was sudden, blunt force with a massive decrease in acceleration. It's the sudden velocity changes that can trigger it. Aside from, you know, putting it on. But that's enough elementary physics."

>Possible backup
"Oh, please tell me he does not have backup. That would be the smart thing to do, and I dread the day they get smart!"

>That doesn't sound like he's after you for a jailbreak.
"Oh, I'm sure I'm on the wanted list for a laundry list of things, but the jailbreak is what made me bigtime to them."

>How likely is it the missiles were fired by Bloodsaw with a remote control and there is an unoccupied armed vessel waiting for us?
"Very likely! Most police force captains around here go lone wolf."

>>372307
Well, I think we are now the proud owners of a new missleboat. Time to take it for a spin?

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"And look at him now. Good thing I've already seen some shit."

....

"Bingo. Remote control. He had himself his law mobile. Damn, it was armed too, good thing you called it out for me. No need for any escape pod, even though I doubt I got the time to read through horrible assembly manuals.

See, not just did that cop know I was in a safe, he actually managed to intercept us at we landed. Don't know how, but chances are the entire fuzz knows, and if the fuzz knows, everyone knows. No problem though, no problem. I'll take the justicewheels before the world descends on me. The fuzzcar, and the bio armor and you guys. Now, am I forgetting anything else, or is it time to bring you guys on my never ending crime streak?"

if we pop the lid could you put the pod in the car? taking ALL the shit would nice.

He told us he was here to kill you, but came in and declared his intent to arrest you instead (ironically giving you the instant you needed to kill him). What's up with that?

>>372313
As far as I'm concerned, his initial threat to us had criminal intent all over it. I don't give a shit, police officers can't say they're going to murder criminals outright like that, so you have legit defense there and it isn't going to get tacked on.

I just hope everything that happened can be stored somewhere.
[Store video and audio of last five minutes in /My Videos]

I'd like to take the escape pod with us, too. If not at least open the package and tell us if in your shipbuilding and thieving experience the parts can be assembled into an escape pod. Or if the labeling is incorrect.

Bloodsaw only had his remote control on him? No other tools, weapons, key cards or money?

what's up with the snazzy hat?

>>372307
Okay, so, just so we're clear... what all is on this "laundry list?"

I might also note that he seems to have a hit list in that book of his, judging by "Bloodsaw... X'd off."

>>372310
Oooh oooh before we go, let's try out this interesting-looking command!

[panic mode]

Wait a sec. You can recover the bio-armor?? That's ridiculously awesomely weaponizable. Assuming it never actually works heh then you're screwed doubly.

>>372327
More like a list of people out for his head, I think. A hit list would suggest he was seeking these guys out, which doesn't appear to be the case so far

>>372329
Let's not.

>>372316
Oh, certainly; it was just odd behavior.
[Store video as described, and cryptographically sign with time and date for authentication purposes]

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>He told us he was here to kill you, but came in and declared his intent to arrest you instead (ironically giving you the instant you needed to kill him). What's up with that?
>Police officers can't say they're going to murder criminals outright like that.

"Ohoho. The Iron Cove police can and do. It's more a collection of soldiers and pirates that are recruited to keep the peace. It works as well as it sounds, and just as organized as you can guess. They don't kill people they don't arrest. I know that rule would get ignored if they couldn't arrest whoever they wanted. But they can. What I'm getting at, is that I've seen police teams yell 'YOU ARE UNDER ARREST' as they gun down, quote, criminals. Oh, and to top it all off? We're not even in their jurisdiction."

>>372321
"These are my aviator goggles. They also tell the time, elevation, air quality and other things I don't care about now.

>>372317
"He probably had a weapon or two, I think I saw him reaching for it. I guess you want me to grab those too. They're not really my style, but I can sell it to any merchant crazy enough to buy police weaponry. A laser rifle and uzi.

Oh. And as for weaponizing the bio armor... so much can go wrong, it's no surprise old war photographs don't show armies throwing suits at one another. I'm gonna sell this for a pretty penny. There is at least one neumono out there who would pay a pretty suitcase full of money for this.

Now let's go take a look at his wheels."

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>>372325
"The whole list? A few hours ago, I committed theft, verbal and physical assault, tampering with evidence, dealing with mafia and other known criminals and fugitives, bribery, and probably others. In the last couple minutes, I've resisted arrest, assaulted, defaced, killed, and looted a police officer (that's four things!). And now and in the next few minutes we're going to be in possession of contraband, grand theft auto, and... this is my average day, I kid you not.

Nowww, let's see.. we've hit the shoreline. Ah, that's a big vehicle alright. I can get the escape pod in there along with everything else.

Oh yes, and a blue and red lightshow, with the music of blaring sirens to match. That is also going on in the distance. Ah, I bet I know. I'm so important to them, that lots of cops were combing the shore, somehow knowing I would end up around here. And poor ol' Bloodsaw wanted to be the one to bring me in single handedly, or, if I were to think him intelligent, to nab me before I could get away."

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>>372458
Is it inconvenient to live without a nose?

Dude come on, let's roll!
What laws have we broken recently, if there are laws for AI. I was just trying to bullshit him earlier. How accountable are we? How valuable are we?

read my lips, dude.

R U N

How far away are the other sirens? Might not have time to mess with the escape pod. Nice as extra gear is to have, don't take unnecessary risks.

Also, you might be interested to know that when we were hooked up to the safe, we couldn't positively identify the species that bio-armor was actually intended for. Didn't manage to work out if that's because our sensors sucked or because it's actually not designed for neumono, though.

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>>372646
"Is it inconvenient only seeing a small strip of the color spectrum?"

>RUN RUN RUN LET'S ROLL
"Ha, my delusions of invincibility keep me calm! I'm sure I could mess with the escape pod. Well, depending on the current dilemma. See, I can take the car, right? If so, I can fit everything on there, plus I get a car. We'll also have a high speed, high risk chase to the fort. The other way is through the cliff faces. They won't be able to bring their own cars, and will have to chase me on foot, but getting away would be easy. Either way, I'm getting the bio armor. You and it are way too valuable for my conscious to let slip by. Don't worry, I only plan on selling the bio armor!

Oh, and don't worry about laws. In Iron Cove, everyone's guilty. And we're not even in Iron Cove.

>>372500
Interesting about the bio armor, but when I think about it, it makes sense. Don't worry about it, it's definitely Neumono. They crash landed here after this storage was made, so the sensors are just out of date is all."