Genesis 2011/08/31(Wed)05:19 No. 344204 ID: 445346
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What's that? Some lights?

Poke self in eyes. Or, you know, the orange light.

Genesis 2011/08/31(Wed)07:01 No. 344210 ID: 445346
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those aren't my eyes! let me poke-

Genesis 2011/08/31(Wed)07:03 No. 344211 ID: 445346
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"That was really rude, you know."

Oh gods, I can smell its breath and it is disgusting! What do I do?

Apologize and say you didn't know there was someone there, you just saw a glowing light. Ask where you are.

...Try poking a different color.

Genesis 2011/08/31(Wed)07:38 No. 344215 ID: 445346
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>>344213

"Where you are? Heheheheh. That is entirely up to you. You'll find out for yourself, hopefully."

"I was just here to check if you had woken up. Now that you have, do your thing. I'm outta here."

Genesis 2011/08/31(Wed)07:48 No. 344218 ID: 95ef33
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"I'm the Professor. Look me up when you've done something better with the place, willya?"

>>344214

It is gone before I am able to do anything else. All that remains in his place now is the lid of the box I'm in.

Uh, so there was a, well a thing... in front of you... but also the lid of a box? But you poked the thing, so it wasn't ethereal or intangible, so i guess... You know what, screw it. Open dat box.

Genesis 2011/08/31(Wed)07:55 No. 344220 ID: 95ef33
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I take the obvious course of action, and, uh, I seem to be in an infinely large and empty void, save for four other boxes floating around in here.

Well, what are you waiting for? Take a look inside them. And what is that weird white floating thing?

Go, uh, left. Also make a note to cease taking all the drugs.

Genesis 2011/08/31(Wed)11:02 No. 344237 ID: 253f1a
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>>344221

that weird white floating thing would be me.

Genesis 2011/08/31(Wed)11:05 No. 344238 ID: 253f1a
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I have opened the box, and inside it,

Fire. Genesis 2011/08/31(Wed)11:08 No. 344240 ID: 253f1a
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Inside it is fire, apparently.

eat the fire

Wait, fire and four other boxes....

That 3 eyed thingy telling us to "do something with this place"...

Okay, prediction time: The other boxes contain water, earth and wind, and our job is to create a universe/world.

Check the others to see if I´m right

Water. Earth. Air. Genesis 2011/08/31(Wed)11:56 No. 344245 ID: 537b44
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Not a bad guess. At least as far as the boxes go. But creating a universe? I dunno. I could try, I guess?

Note: You'll need to be very specific with your suggestions to ensure the as-of-yet unnamed protagonist doesn't do stupid things.

What the fuck are you anyway.

So I guess that makes us aether then?

Eat some of each of the other elements.
Also, combine fire with earth.

Genesis 2011/08/31(Wed)12:51 No. 344255 ID: 537b44
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>>344247

Who the fuck knows? I don't remember anything before waking up.

>>344252

I'm not really actually eating any of this. I don't even have any mouth or stomach! Also, what's aether?

Genesis 2011/08/31(Wed)12:52 No. 344256 ID: 537b44
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Let's see... A little bit of fire, a little bit of earth, and...

Genesis 2011/08/31(Wed)12:52 No. 344257 ID: 537b44
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Yup. Lava.

a smidge of all 4 together. then fire and air to try and get a star.

What is this? Doodle God: The Quest?

>>344260
Lord I hope so.

Fire and air together might get you something resembling a star. Or it might require some earth. I doubt any water is needed though.

Genesis 2011/08/31(Wed)14:59 No. 344276 ID: 537b44
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>>344258

Yeah, okay. I'll start with fire and water.

Genesis 2011/08/31(Wed)14:59 No. 344278 ID: 537b44
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bap

Genesis 2011/08/31(Wed)15:01 No. 344279 ID: 537b44
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OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK

Lolwut. Fire and water does not make steam, but breaks the fabric of reality?

Lulz

Genesis 2011/08/31(Wed)15:04 No. 344281 ID: 537b44
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Professor is amused.

Genesis 2011/08/31(Wed)15:07 No. 344283 ID: 537b44
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The good news is that I'm invincible or something.

>>344280
not fire and water but ESSENCE of fire and water. let's try water and air then.

It should be safe to assume that earth+air = boom as well.

Let's try water+air, yeah.

Genesis 2011/08/31(Wed)15:23 No. 344290 ID: 537b44
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>>344284
>>344289

I got ice.

>>344290
Unexpected.
Water+Earth.

Elephant Guy 2011/08/31(Wed)15:47 No. 344301 ID: 537b44
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>>344294

Ooze, mud, muck, or whatever. Depends on the ratio of water to earth, really.

I guess playing with the ratios of other combinations could yield lava or ice-realted things.

I don't know why I would try all that out, though. I haven't found a use for any of these things so far.

Ok, I think I get it. This works on the principals of the old elements. Fire and Water are opposites along with Earth and Wind.

Mix fire and earth, you get magma. Fire and wind will likely create steam, electricity, or our star. Water and Earth will likely create either mud, or trees.

To test this, lets try to make a sphere of air and fire or just fire. That will be god's first sun right there, make a molten ball of magama, decent bit away, then use the ice CAREFULLY to cool it down. Should be able to make a atmosphere with our proto-planet and likely a bit nicer than a dirt ball.

Genesis 2011/08/31(Wed)16:00 No. 344305 ID: 537b44
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>>344302

I just mixed *cough cough* air and fire and guess what? You were wrong. *cough* This is smoke. The unhealthiest kind.

That's all for basic combinations... Unless... try Fire+fire.

Genesis 2011/08/31(Wed)16:16 No. 344321 ID: b7a45f
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Nothing happened, the fire is still fire. Which should be common sense, really. What was I thinking?

try mixing the mud you made and fire

Genesis 2011/08/31(Wed)16:38 No. 344329 ID: b7a45f
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bap

Genesis 2011/08/31(Wed)16:39 No. 344331 ID: b7a45f
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NOT AGAIIIIIINNN

Genesis 2011/08/31(Wed)16:42 No. 344332 ID: b7a45f
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Ugh.

There's some leftover earth. Whatever's left of it after the explosion, anyway.

>>344331
What the crap.

Alright next get some lava and some mud and mix THOSE. If we can't mix two materials which even CONTAIN fire and water, then we can't mix ANY secondary materials together if the same holds true with earth+air. If we can mix earth and air then we just have to keep fire and water separate, and we can get third-tier materials.

So yeah this next test is important.

Genesis 2011/08/31(Wed)16:48 No. 344338 ID: b7a45f
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The Professor is very amused!

Genesis 2011/08/31(Wed)16:51 No. 344340 ID: b7a45f
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>>344334

sigh

Genesis 2011/08/31(Wed)16:53 No. 344342 ID: b7a45f
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Being exploded is exhausting!

>>344342
Well shit.

Earth+Air. If it explodes then I don't know what the fuck to do next.

Genesis 2011/08/31(Wed)17:02 No. 344345 ID: b7a45f
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>>344344

This is getting old. Perhaps I should do something other than mixing?

OOOHHH I KNOW, try mixing an explosion with fire!

You could... separate the firmaments?
Make a sun out of fire, a planet out of earth, place water and air on the planet but as separate non mixable things.

>>344345
...okay.

Make a volcano. Create a cone of earth and then stick lava in it.

>>344352
Earth and air have to be separate too. Best we could do is a planet with water on it, and no air.

Genesis 2011/08/31(Wed)17:22 No. 344356 ID: b7a45f
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>>344352

Actually, they don't react if I don't force them to.

>>344356
Oh, that's good. Let's make a planet then. Lava core, earth shell, water on it, air around it. Also just make a big ball of pure fire for it to orbit around.

Garnith!!R1LwAuMQIu 2011/09/01(Thu)04:14 No. 344551 ID: c06764
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>>344372
Do this.
Then make a sun. Then make a giant statue of yourself.

Genesis 2011/09/01(Thu)04:27 No. 344556 ID: 2d9a8a
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>>344372

And you guys were the ones telling me I was on drugs! What manner of madness is this supposed to be? A big ball? Wouldn't things just fall off?

Genesis 2011/09/01(Thu)04:29 No. 344557 ID: 2d9a8a
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The lava core cooled off into volcanic rock, and the earth soaked up all the water. The air just drifted off wherever. I also made a big ball of fire, but it eventually extinguished.

Genesis 2011/09/01(Thu)04:34 No. 344558 ID: 2d9a8a
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>>344551

I made a statue of myself. But frankly, it is boring. I realize it's because I look boring right now. Perhaps I should assume a different form to make myself more memorable?

You haven't tried Earth+Fire yet, give that a shot?

he did, it produced magma.

>>344571
yes he did, you are bad at paying attention. guess we need to do more stuff. try wind and water.

Genesis 2011/09/01(Thu)09:30 No. 344589 ID: 2d9a8a
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>>344581

Primus facepalms.

>>344581
that makes ice. see >>344290 I think we need to try and make some physical laws here. see if you can make gravity happen.

>>344581
That made ice. We've done all the mixing we can do. We've got the primary four elements- fire, air, water, earth, and the secondary mixed results- lava(fire+earth), ooze/mud(earth+water), ice(water+air), smoke(air+fire). Further mixes are not possible due to how fire/water and earth/air annihilate with eachother when mixed.

>>344558
I'm really not sure what we're supposed to be accomplishing here, but I guess you can give yourself a more interesting shape... How about something wispier? Give yourself a long body.

Wait a second, you were in a box too. Can you mix yourself with anything? Try earth first.

>>344595
Yeah I was just about to suggest that. Try mixing yourself with the elements.

If it works with any of them, just go ahead and do it with all of them.

And yeah we are so totally aether. Ether? Whatever. It's the fifth classical element.

Also who is Primus.

Uh, hang on, don't mix yourself with any opposing elements. You may be invulnerable to the blast when it's outside your body, but exploding YOURSELF miiiight turn out badly.

Genesis 2011/09/01(Thu)12:31 No. 344611 ID: 2d9a8a
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Primus? I don't know any Primus.

As for what I'm made of, I'm... How to describe this? Light? No, it's more like life. Or positive energy.

Oh, and there's also some meaty bits in here.

Genesis 2011/09/01(Thu)12:32 No. 344613 ID: 2d9a8a
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Oops.

At least I got a new material to use in case I want to make something out of flesh later on, for whatever reason.

If there are no objections, Im gonna take some life and mix it with earth.

>>344613

Try life and water first.

Genesis 2011/09/01(Thu)13:28 No. 344620 ID: b2520c
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>>344617

steam.

the big ball? how big was it?
Can you work in the abstract, that is, can you make a rule for the universe to follow such as "all things are attracted to each other, with the strength of attraction directly proportional to their mass and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them"? (aka, gravity)

This should allow for a "just right" sized ball of magma, earth, water, and air to maintain the correct shape.

If not, you can use cooled off magma to create a large shell, spin it for centripetal effect (not a force, an effect resulting from friction & momentum) and fill that with air, earth, and water.

Also, can you try mixing uneven amounts? say, take a lot of earth with a tiny tiny bit of fire spread throughout it?

>>344623
Uneven amounts had an obvious effect with ooze/mud.

Mix steam with Earth! Finally, a tertiary mix.

try life with each of the primaries.

Genesis 2011/09/01(Thu)14:25 No. 344638 ID: 19e83f
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>>344622

How am I supposed to describe how big it was? The fireball was twice as big as the other ball, which was like a thousand times bigger than me when I came out of the box. I don't have a fixed size or shape, really.

I can make stuff pull each other. You're saying the heavier it is, the more it pulls other things, right?

I don't know anything about a centipede effect. I do like centipedes, though.

Little fire with lots of earth makes relatively cool, obsidianic rocks. The more fire essence I add, the hotter and flowier it becomes.

Mixing the raw essences of earth and life creates minerals. The less earth the mix has, the harder minerals I can make.

>>344628

It doesn't work! I can't seem to mix more than two essences at a time.

>>344631

Positive and air makes electricity, and positive and fire makes oww, my eyes! I don't even have any eyes! It must be pure radiance or something.

>Can't mix primary with secondary
Ok then, how about secondary + Secondary
water + air = ice
fire + earth = lava
What does ice + lava give you?

(it is possible that it isn't a rule of not being able to mix secondary + primary so much as that specific mix not being useful)

>I can make stuff pull each other. You're saying the heavier it is, the more it pulls other things, right?
Yes, do that and then make a bunch of lava, lots and lots of it until it has enough attraction force to hold air around itself.

Genesis 2011/09/01(Thu)14:38 No. 344643 ID: 19e83f
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>>344640

Nope, doesn't work. The mixing of ice and lava, I mean. I think I'm starting to understand how this works. See, when I first 'mixed' earth and fire, I was actually mixing the raw essence of it, not actually the physical form of fire and earth.

Someone put the four five essences in those boxes for me. I wonder what those boxes were made of? Too bad they were blown out of existance several times, now I'll never know.

Furthermore, more than two different types of essences can't seem to exist as the same physical object. I could mash lava and ice together physically, but I'd just get steam and stone.

I'm also sure that I haven't discovered all kinds of energy. Don't ask me how, I just know.

must be negative energy. can you take a part of the energy and pull it inside out?

Genesis 2011/09/01(Thu)14:45 No. 344645 ID: 19e83f
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Okay, I made gravity happen. The huge ball of lava is holding the air. It is also cooling of steadily towards the inside- the outside is a black-brown crust already.

>Ball of cooling lava with enough gravity to hold air
success!

Ok, here is a little experiment, focus your attention on a bit of physical air or earth or minerals of various kinds, now focus on a smaller and smaller part of it. See if it is made out of a homogeneous mass or individual particles that you can sense.

>>344644
or void energy, see if you can pull an essence of the black nothingness around you.

Genesis 2011/09/01(Thu)15:08 No. 344660 ID: 93c07b
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>>344651

The void isn't an energy, it is just that: The absence of everything, energy or not.

>>344650

It is homogenous. I can will it to be made of particles though. Not that it'd change anything.

>>344644

No.

Flesh isn't an energy type?

Elephant Guy 2011/09/01(Thu)15:41 No. 344691 ID: 93c07b
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>>344676

Alright, what do we get by combining life and water?

Shove some random minerals in that cooling ball of rock, then put some dirt and water on it.

Let's try creating such a massive planet that it forms a sun. We can go from there.

>>344703
I am pretty sure that is now how suns work... The massive part is true but it is mostly hydrogen... Are we going to try to mimic our own reality? because currently there are no atoms but there COULD be if we will it

so like 90% air and 10% fire like 1000 times the size of the planet. also make sure the planet is far enough away it isn't exploded.

uh could you mix fire and earth, then crush it down as hard as you can?

Genesis 2011/09/02(Fri)04:59 No. 344894 ID: 8b89c8
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>>344731

I got really dense lava. And when I let go of it, it just exploded back into its default size.

>>344719

I made a huge ball of gas. I put it a safe distance away so the other things I made doesn't come crashing into it. It's not doing anything, though.

>>344703

How?

>>344693

Life and water makes steam. Pay attention.

I put some dirt and water on the ball. Now I'm shoving some minerals in it.

Genesis 2011/09/02(Fri)05:04 No. 344895 ID: 8b89c8
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I think I shoved those minerals too hard, there's quite a bit of movement inside the lava layer now, and it's shaking the world to its crust.

Genesis 2011/09/02(Fri)05:05 No. 344896 ID: 8b89c8
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The lava is breaking through!

Genesis 2011/09/02(Fri)05:10 No. 344897 ID: 8b89c8
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The crust is covered by lava, which is still cooling off into rock, and the air is full of clouds of steam and ash.

>>344897
eh, its fine, once it cools a bit the steam will condense back to water.

More water!