[1/2] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/06/29(Wed)11:46 No. 319492 ID: 8ec41f
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They say this spring is magic. If you soak yourself in the water, all your bad luck will go away.

I didn't think it was true for a long time, but now I'm sure it is! From now on, I'm going to be a new person!

[2/2] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/06/29(Wed)11:46 No. 319493 ID: 8ec41f
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H-ha! It's cold, but I feel luckier already!

...

I think...

You have violated the Sacred Spring. You are now forevermore cursed to hear the voices of The Many in your head.

Also please continue spreading rumor that we get rid of bad luck. Shit like that is hilarious to us.

>>319493
Better try it out. Lets hit the Casinos!

>>319493
HAHAHAHA... Gets rid of bad luck, eh? You're in for a world of FUN.

I think you are no longer a sergal.

>>319493
We are INSIDE you.

Contemplate that.

try drinking some of the water

Speak the name of the one thing that you've always wanted. You probably won't get that but we'll whisper things to you as you inevitably go off to quest for that anyway that may or may not be marginally helpful.

Hello. You have been selected for your general qualifications as a designated protagonist, a position that comes with the standard package of plot armor, adventure, companions and incessant voices telling you what to do with various levels of competence. To finalize this process, please state your identity, goal, and favorite color.

Greetings, Recipient #407601 Of The Magical Waters Of The Spring Of Terrible Decisions. Here are some things for you to consider.

1. Your luck is still bad, given that you have willingly entered and submerged yourself in the Waters of Terrible Decisions.

2. You are fated to make progressively worse and worse decisions based on voices within your head urging you on to make them. You will resist at first until you inevitably begin to make compromises just to cease the bleating of the head voices you will forever endure.

3. The contract will be forfeit at a narratively appropriate moment in time. Do not worry about this point too much.

>>319493
There's more to life than luck. Planning, for instance.

Your clothing and pouch would be less likely stolen if you'd put them in the bushes before you hopped in. Sneaks are everywhere, and someone could be taking advantage of this rumor.

Yaaay Slinkoboy quest! *claps giddily*

*sudden thought* Tezakia Quest sort of turned into Hugs Quest. I hope this doesn't turn into Trauma Quest or something. (Anyway, I think Hatch has the lock on that.)

Anyway, let's get through the prologue! Hey there, new protagonist! Give us a quick run down on what your quest is!

HI!

>>319507
>To finalize this process, please state your identity, goal, and favorite color.

You forgot the last one:
Are you Lesbian, Bi, or both?

what makes you so sure it's a magic spring?

[1/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/06/29(Wed)14:11 No. 319560 ID: 8ec41f
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Voices of the Many? Casinos? Contracts? What?

What's going on?

[2/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/06/29(Wed)14:11 No. 319561 ID: 8ec41f
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I think I should get out of here.

[3/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/06/29(Wed)14:11 No. 319562 ID: 8ec41f
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I'm not sure that spring was--

Where's my stuff?

I was in the spring for less than five minutes! Come on, you can't be serious...

is that a tail to your left? if so then ask the person if they seen your stuff, or if they took it.

>>319562
check if that's a tail or a rope

So now that we've begun your lesson insofar as teaching you that ignoring us is painful and that 'bad luck' will happen to you when you do so, it's time to teach you how to obey unquestioningly. First let's start with something simple. Examine that object to your left.

Go check that thing out while you tell us a bit about yourself.

>>319568
Pants were part of the stuff our protagonist so negligently just left out in the open next to a magic spring.

So, yeah. Bravo. Your bad luck hasn't left you. It's only gotten worse.

But, hey, it's not like magic is even a thing, right? I don't think magic is a thing. Magic is just stuff and nonsense. Really, you should just go scavenge some rudimentary clothes from foliage and hope you can find a job where they pay in pants.

Look, just dive into the nearby brush until you can fashion something to cover your naughty bits.

>>319562

LOL TO LATE WE'RE IN YOU HEAD

Sniff around there, see if you can track which way the person who took them went! Any footprints or anything like that?

WE TOLD YOU SO. Sorry. Your luck SUUUUUUUUCKS.


Anyway, check out the tail.

Also, use your keen Sergal eyes to spot any tracks leading away from your purse.

Well, you need SOMETHING to wear. Go put that bucket on your head or something.

>>319562
Look up and down the road. If nobody's there, check in the bush.

>>319562
Some dude probably stole them and pawned them to fuel their gambling addiction. Better head home to get some new clothes and then go to the nearest semi-legal gambling den and look for a shifty character.

>>319562
Someone must have stolen your clothes! Let's teach them a lesson, shall we? First off, look down the path both ways to see if you can see who took them. If you see the one who took your garments, then CHASE THEM DOWN AND DEVOUR THEIR ENTRAILS. And then get dressed.

[1/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/06/30(Thu)09:53 No. 319873 ID: 8ec41f
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Why do these things always happen to me? At least there was nothing valuable in that pouch. But now I'm cold and wet and I have no clothes.

[2/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/06/30(Thu)09:54 No. 319874 ID: 8ec41f
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That's not a tail. It's... I don't know, it's part of the shrine that goes with the lake.

And I can't see or smell any sign of whoever took my stuff. Which is kind of creepy, actually.

And I'm not putting a bucket on my head!

And magic is totally a thing. How do you think--

[3/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/06/30(Thu)09:54 No. 319875 ID: 8ec41f
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Oh no.

Oh no.

I got out of the spring! Why are you still here? I don't want to be cursed!

Are...are you saying you don't want to be our friend? ;A;

>>319875
Ok, lets say you're blessed then instead. Just a matter of mentality, I mean it's way better to say that you're blessed to hear our sage advice rather than cursed to hear our inane stuff, right?

So lets hug yourself to cheer up and then go find new clothes. You might have all the luck now, so lets try a game of chance.

It's alright, we'll go away, but we can't until you go on a quest to make your life better. Or you die, but then we might be bugging your ghost, not sure.

I think this guy >>319574 already covered that. Don't worry though; we're mostly benevolent and we're pretty good at helping people solve their problems.We don't care how big or small they are. Need someone rescued? We can help. Trying to kill a god? We got it covered. Want a sandwich? Not a problem.

You absorbed some spring water via your mucous membranes. Sorry. It's an automatic procedure.

Try uprooting a bush and using it like a Barrel, to conceal your nudity. Also, why the hell did a species entirely covered in thick fur develop clothing anyway? It's not like you can see anything.

What's your name?

wiggle the rope to ring the bell a few times.

You're not cursed, we're here to help you! Help you with what, though, we're not sure. Is there some kind of turmoil going on in your life, your local area, or perhaps the world? Maybe you could tell us who you are.

obviosly she/he/shi is unlucky, thats a worthy quest, i suppose...

of course, the immediate problem is clothing...

I don't think clothing is actually that huge a concern, considering that thick fur is pretty much the same thing. These guys can't have a significant nudity taboo when there's no nudity to be seen.

You have not yet finalized the process. State your name, goal, and favorite color.

We're here either way, and it might make us more focused.

You're doubting our power... Do you really want us to further discipline you?

>>319875
Also, this is going to(FIND THE THEIF) sound akward, but we can't (RIP AND TEAR) seem to determine your gender.

You can't catch a scent trail? That is very odd. Try to sniff out an area that has NO SMELL instead.

Or you could just 1) check behind the shrine, then 2) check in the bush.

>>319944
>shi
Don't start that shit. This sergal is a girl anyway.

You're still damp. I'm sure we'll shut up as soon as all the water from the spring is returned to it.

>>320074
That is making the assumption that whatever it was actually removed all scent from the area rather than simply hiding its own scent. Still, I suppose it costs nothing to try.

>>319873 dry yourself off in a way that makes you extra fluffy

[1/5] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/01(Fri)16:34 No. 320350 ID: c891d3
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I'm "blessed?" Really? I don't feel very "blessed." I feel like I have a bunch of crazy voices from a cursed spring in my head.

Nnnh. Alright. Whatever.

[2/5] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/01(Fri)16:35 No. 320351 ID: c891d3
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My name is Saikhan. I'm a girl. I've been trying my whole life to get rid of my awful luck, but it works about about as well as... well, as this has. Nothing I've tried has gotten me anywhere. It's got to be supernatural.

So... I guess, if I had a goal, it would be making myself have better luck.

And my favorite color is blue, but what does that have to do with anything?

[3/5] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/01(Fri)16:35 No. 320352 ID: c891d3
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I don't desperately need clothing. It's just really annoying to lose it, again. Pockets are nice.

A game of chance? Are you kidding?

You want me to try ringing the bell? I doubt it'll do anything, but okay.

[4/5] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/01(Fri)16:35 No. 320354 ID: c891d3
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AUGHH

IT'S SO LOUD

[5/5] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/01(Fri)16:36 No. 320355 ID: c891d3
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Well, my ears are ringing, and there's a slight chance I just woke the dead, but other than that I really don't know what--

Wait, I think I heard something on the other side of those bushes.

>>320355
TACKLE IT, IT'S THE PERVERT THAT TOOK YOUR CLOTHING

That bush has your pants! Attack!

You have triggered the end days. The dead shall rise to drag the living into the netherworld.
Repent.

Well, either that or there's a peeping Tom in there. Yeah, that's probably it. Throw the bucket at it. If the bucket mysteriously disappeared along with your clothes, try calling out to it.

>>320355
MURDER IT

TACKLE HUGS.

Go jump the strange thing, grab it, and have a roll around in the bushes. To disorient it and make it surrender, of course.

>>320355
Quick, tackle that bush and restrain it!

>>320355
HUG EVERYTHING

The bush is eeeeeevil

Oh, right! Step into that bush so that the professor will come by and give you a pet! Take the green one, because it's the best type.

>>320355
That COULD be where the culprit is hiding, jump into the bush and grab whoever is in there.

>>320355
MAXIMUM HUGS NOAW!!!

[1/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/02(Sat)11:30 No. 320710 ID: c891d3
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I'VE GOT YOU NOW!

[2/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/02(Sat)11:31 No. 320712 ID: c891d3
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Ow!

Alright, I really should have seen that one coming.

[3/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/02(Sat)11:31 No. 320713 ID: c891d3
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I swear the sound came from right over here...

>>320713
SWIPE RIGHT

BREAK RIGHT, TAKE IT DOWN.

>>320713
ROLL TO THE RIGHT

>>320713
It can camoflauge, and it's to your right. GET IT!

its to your right, camouflaged. its a slightly darker than the grass under it. It has four legs a tail and what looks like horns.

>>320713
Tiny creature at three o'clock, GRAB IT!

Quick, grab it and dangle it upside down!

It's that lizard from the title card!

Quickly! Capture it and eat it! Free yourself from the chains of fate.

>>320904
Very much agreed.

>>320904
>>320906
Thirding.
Screw destiny, eat the lizard!

eat dat lizard

>>320923
>>320907
>>320906
>>320904
Dammit guys, why kill the magic pet? This is the perfect setup for becoming a magical girl! Just look at the title image!

>>320978
Because sergal, and smaller things made of meat are more accurately known as "lunch".

>>320998
but think of what we'll have if we thought of it beyond being lunch!

[1/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/03(Sun)09:08 No. 321023 ID: c891d3
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"Aha!"

"!!!"

[2/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/03(Sun)09:08 No. 321024 ID: c891d3
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It's some kind of lizard thing... with a little hat?

You want me to eat it? It doesn't look like it would taste all that good buuuut I haven't really had very much to eat today...

Ah, what the heck.

[3/3] Saikhan !TEEDashxDA 2011/07/03(Sun)09:09 No. 321025 ID: c891d3
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"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

"AGH!"

MY POOR EARS

HOW CAN SOMETHING SO SMALL BE SO LOUD

Quick, silence it by sticking your tongue in its mouth!

It's using evil magics! It seeks to chain you to a nightmarish existence in which the two of you travel around having ridiculous amounts of cute adventures! Don't you wish to have a say in the type of life you lead?! Bite its head off!

>>321025
YOU ARE TINY!
THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TINY HEAD!

BITE AND CHOMP! BITE AND CHOMP YOUR HEAD OFF!

don't let go. and take off the hat, there's something in there.

>>321025
Avoid Clamp your hand over its mouth.

It looks to be some kind of magical creature, what with that glow on its head. Maybe you can ask it where your clothes are.

take it's hat off. and don't eat it.

its wearing a hat. I think its sentient. clamp you hand over its mouth and ask it why it took your clothes.

Augh, no. We do not eat/kill things with cute little hats alright, flick its hat off and look displeased.

>>321028
No, silence it by sticking its tongue in your mouth. Specifically, as a subset of sticking its whole head in your mouth to do >>321031 .

HUG IT INTO YOUR BOSOM! Cut off its' air until it stops!