Rocco 2011/06/17(Fri)16:38 No. 314288 ID: 950529
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>Krystal: "Hey!"
>Rachel: "Did everything work out with your sister?"
>Rocco: "Yeah, everything is fine now."
>Krystal: "Oh? What happened? Did ya have a falling out?"

Tell her everything

>>314288
"Sort of. But it's better now!"

"something like that. but its settled now"

change the subject and see what you can do to help with whatever they are working on

>>314288
"Well no- it was but... we worked it out."

>>314290
Not EVERYTHING! God!

>>314288
urg, those eyes. Krystal seems nice but god does she creep me out.

>>314290
Hell no. Everything covers way, way too much.

>>314288
Say no, you were worried but it all got sorted, and then ask if you can help them with anything. Remember, you want to keep the focus of conversations on other people whenever possible rather than giving them the opportunity to think about and question you.

>>314294
This. DON'T TELL THEM EVERYTHING. YOU'LL GET RAPED. BY EVERYONE.

Personally I think the stutter approach isn't always going to be the best response to talking about your sister. It's fine here, where she's just curious. I think it would be better if when discussing matter involving your sister you be a bit more... forceful. She's someone important to you, and you wont have anyone talking shit about her. Plus you've implied that part of your 'social anxiety' comes from seperation from your sister, and in general people social problems are overly defencive of the things they love.

>>314301
Yeah, tell her everything

You did have a falling out but it's better now.

Rocco 2011/06/17(Fri)17:16 No. 314310 ID: 950529
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Right- I'll- Yes, I'll just- Yeah, I have to be a bit- Okay.

>Rocco: "Y- Yeah, we did, but- It's okay now. A little fight won't keep us apart. What- uh- What are you doing? Can I help?"
>Rachel: "We are looking over the messages I received. Krystal files them in order of priority- One of your responsibilities as the vice president will be to address the lower priority ones, and assist me with the real important ones. They're mostly requests for help, mediation, advice, or a complaint..."
>Krystal: "Some of them are loveletters!"
>Rachel: "I will handle those personally."

"Ooo, let me see!"

>>314310
Yes! Read them out loud!

>>314310
Haha well now, isn't that what I said? Everyone has a crush on her! You're in good company.

Giggle a bit and say all those letters must take her a while. Does she really give them all a fair read? Do some of them ask for help too? Don't act too smooth here... but I doubt you could anyway.

Then serious up a bit and start on the low priority ones for them.

Start reading over her shoulder

>>314310
Ask how many of those she normally gets.

If they take "those" to mean love letters, blush and clarify that you meant requests in general. If they take "those" to mean requests in general, blush and clarify that you meant love letters.

...I don't know why, but an intense desire to know more about those love letters has come over me.

Attain them.

Oh yeah, remember to stutter and blush a bit more. You're a bit too comfortable right now and it's showing. A social disability such as the one you're emanating shouldn't be that easy to get over.

>>314318
Rosho had a meeting with her sister so a little bit of being at ease is fine. And warming up to Rachel counts for something too.

>>314310
Don't be grabbin' anything. Sounds like by 'I will be handling those personally' she means nobody else should be looking at them.

>>314326
Exactly why we want to see!

Previous thread: >>309592

Rocco 2011/06/17(Fri)18:34 No. 314344 ID: 950529
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>Rocco: "Ooh.. C- I mean- uh- Can I-"
>Rachel: "I'm sorry, they're priva-"
>Krystal: "Dear miss president."

Wh- Suddenly the atmosphere changes drastically. Krystal- The air around her intensifies-

>Krystal: "I am in distress- Not due to something terrible.. No- It's due to you. I have hidden and fought these feelings for so long, but now they must come out. It is exactly what you think... And while I know that I have no chance to be your lover, I pray every day for a miracle- Yet I know no answer will come, because the miracle... was meeting you."

Rocco 2011/06/17(Fri)18:34 No. 314345 ID: 950529
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>Krystal: "Heh heh heh.."

Ask Krystal if those are her heartfelt feelings.

>>314345
Tell her she's good at dramatic readings.

>>314345
"Wow Crystal, you really feel that way?"

>>314349
Deadpan voice, and that will be hilarious.

That said, not sure how well we could pull it off with stuttery blushy persona. If we're not willing to risk it, I'd go back to recommending >>314316.

"...Does that happen a lot?" If she asks if she meant the letters or Kystal, the answer is yes.

Ooh, ooh, your turn. Grab one and start reading aloud.

"How romantic"

Rocco 2011/06/17(Fri)19:22 No. 314366 ID: 950529
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>Rocco: "..Is.. Is that- Are those your- your-"
>Krystal: "Hahaha! I know Rachel well enough to know how lame she really is."
>Rachel: "Let- Let me see that!!"
>Krystal: "Ahahaha!"
>Rocco: "Does- Does she- uh- get- uh- get a lot?"
>Krystal: "At least one a week! And sooo many cards and chocolates on valentines!"

>>314366
Hah ah man I gotta know, does she really read them all? Does she answer them and turn them down or lead them on? Is that it is she just in it for the chocolate? Such a tease!

Suggest that you think it's a kind gesture and that she shouldn't feel embarrassed.

>>314366
Mention how sweet that is, that Rachel is so beloved by the student body. Tell Rachel that anyone would be lucky to have her, girl or boy. Blush while you say it.

Brace for nosebleed.

>>314366
"Well, everyone does seem to admire her a lot... I guess it's not surprising. Though, um, I would have expected less, uh, romance in a school without boys."

>>314366
You know what this means, Rocco? There's a good number of lesbians on campus. Girls. Together. Naked.

rush over and look at the laptop

Rocco 2011/06/17(Fri)21:05 No. 314396 ID: 950529
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>Rocco: "That's- That's so sweet! Though I- I mean- I- uh- I didn't... I didn't expect- uh- so much ro-romance without boys-"
>Krystal: "Ahh, but that's the beauty of it~ All these teenage girls full of hormones, reading all their light novels and watching their lovecoms.. Then suddenly, this cool calm white knight appears, and their little hearts can't take it any more~ ♥"
>Rachel: "Get off me."
>Rocco: "Well- I- I can imagine it. The president is- uh- I mean- I understand why she's so loved- Whoever- uh- Her boyfriend is very lucky."
>Krystal: "Oh, Rosho! Do you have a crush on the president as well?"

Rocco 2011/06/17(Fri)21:06 No. 314398 ID: 950529
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>Rocco: "Wh-"
>Rachel: "Alright, enough playing around. Back to work."

She- She abruptly pushes Krystal out of the way and pulls the laptop towards her.

>Krysal: "Okay, bosssss!"

>>314398
Take a seat and ask what you should do to start. Perhaps ask where the fourth member of this merry band has gone.

Remember that you are sleeping with her tonight.

>>314398
Hug Rachel and say "Who wouldn't?"

Right. Whats our first job? Lets show off our hard work and dedication!

yes DEDICATION! start working.

Time to work and be serious! No matter how much fun she is to tease~

>>314398
Krystal just accused you of being lesbo and also crushing on Rachel, so you'll want to blush a lot. Maybe stammer a little more than usual.

Avoid contact with Rachel, since obviously you would want to avoid confirming your crush.

Rocco 2011/06/17(Fri)22:14 No. 314414 ID: 950529
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Oh no- Oh dam- uh- dang- Dang!
Why did you say that- I- Why did she say that? I was just- It was-
I had already forgotten about how I felt- Ah, why is it coming back like this? I'm scared to even look at her-
Oh no- Having to sleep with her tonight...

>Rosho: "O-Okay, what should- What's my job?"
>Rachel: "Do you know how to read and send emails?"
>Rosho: "Y- ye- yes.."

I kinda- I just- I sit.

>Rachel: "Alright.. This folder has the lowest priority emails. This one for example.."

She opens one of the emails.

Dear president,
There are a few some things that worry me. I don't know who else to ask. I'll just get to the point:
Recently I heard that using tampons increases the chance of internal infection because it keeps it open, but I also heard that pads can cause rashes and external infection.
Are these claims true?
Do you know which is the least risky to use? Or which do you prefer?
Thank you in advance,
Elisabeth L.

..uh oh.

>Rachel: "This kind of question comes up a lot. Just reply with something generic, how each has advantages and disadvantages, and that she should just find out which is more comfortable for her personally."
>Rosho: "I- uh.."
>Rachel: "Do you think you can do that?"

Quick! To Google and/or Wikipedia!

"Yes ma'am!" fire off a salute and get to work

>Assume embarrassed demeanor
>Tell Rachel that you haven't had a period yet.

Say yes with complete confidence, for once.

Don't worry. Someone in here HAS to know something...

right, type up 'tampons only increase risk chance if worn improperly. when worn properly they do not increase the opening by any noticeable amount. flip-wise, pads cause rashes when they too are worn wrong. just make sure your choice is kept properly and don't get sloppy with it and you should be fine.'

She already told you that you're not giving any real answers here. This is an excellent time to practice your deflecting skills; trust us, you're going to be doing a LOT of deflecting in the coming months.

Remind her to not get the scented kind, regardless of which choice she makes.

The only thing to avoid with this kind thing is if it's scented. Never get anything scented. Apart from that both are perfectly safe, and it comes down to personal comfort.

>>314417
Do not do this.

>>314414
Say that you can handle this.

This is a perfect time to practice the fine art of talking (or typing) without actually saying anything meaningful. It's an important skill for anyone in politics, even student politics.

Also the internet can teach you almost anything.

>>314417
DO THIS

>>314417
I doubt that...

>>314427
Do not do this, you look like puberty hit you like a freight train already. Maybe if you weren't so adamant on fake tits and stuck to being flat chested, but too late now.

>>314427
No, seriously, that's a terrible idea. Rocco is well past the age where that should have happened; that would be really unusual and draw questions that he doesn't need asked about his physical development. It would be a huge blow to his cover.

>>314417
Foolproof!

Remember to respond with a a vague non-answer, like her example, to most of these. Don't write/say anything too embarassing!

>>314429
I'm pretty sure she knows our tits are fake given that they were constantly shifting then changed size.

>>314433
That doesn't matter. When in disguise, stick to the damn disguise even if you suspect that others have caught on, unless irrefutable proof is offered that doing so has become pointless. Suspicion of suspicion is no reason to let any act drop.

Also, Krystal may or may not have caught on to these things. She was exposed to us for much less time.

>>314433
That's my assumption as well.

>>314433

We must protect our cover. The prez might be suspicious, but the other girl in the room isn't. We must maintain what we can, for as long as we can.

stick with a story NO MATTER WHAT.

>>314433

Yeah, but we don't know that she knows that we know that, unless she makes it known that she knows so we don't know....

wait, wut?

Rocco 2011/06/17(Fri)22:45 No. 314440 ID: 950529
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Right- Yeah- Okay- No- I won't claim I haven't had my period yet. Uh... Right- uh- Ricci can help me fake one when the time comes- I mean- when I'm supposed to have one. It's- Just- One day a month? W-was that it?

Is- I mean- Don't girls have fake breasts too? Maybe- I mean- I- That's okay if they know, as long as they don't see that I don't have breasts at all...

Right- Okay- So... I just.. Right, okay- She just told me what to write so I just- I just- Just gotta.. Okay, I'll just-
Okay...

Uh..

Re: personal hygiene dilemma

Hello Elisabeth,
It was good of you to share your worries instead of keeping silent about it.
And I have good news for you; Neither product is dangerous to your health if used correctly. You should use whichever suits you personally.
Wishing you the best,
President Rachel

Is that- Is that okay? Uh-
Send, Save, Outbox, Inbox, Saved Drafts, Folders+, Settings, New Email, Log Out..?

SEND TO EVERYONE ON THE MAIL LIST

Ask if you should sign it with her name, or something like "The Student Council".

Once you get confirmation, send, return to the low priority folder, and keep at it.

wait, how can you not know how to use a computer? how in the hell did you order us?

>>314440
Show it to Rachel before anything else. You do not send out emails and sign them with someone else's name without their explicit permission.

>>314441
Do not do this if you value your life and reputation.

>>314440
Rocco... You can't sleep with your fake breasts on. They won't stay in position. Go with operation no-period. It provides a great many potential answers and the best kind of lie is the one which is true.

>>314445
no no no you're not good at ideas

don't do this

>>314445
Can we not dump more worries on Rocco's head right now? That is a bad solution to that problem; it will only create additional problems.

All Rocco needs to do is get approval for this email, make sure that the signature line and address are correct, and then send it. The immediate objective here is to prove himself a diligent and competent worker in the eyes of the student council, not to mess with his cover.

>>314440
Hey! Rocco! After you send that email, I want you to do something really quick for me. See if you can go to "http://quest.lv" (without the quotes), click on the splash image, and then click on quests on the far left column. With any luck, you'll be pleasantly surprised!

Rocco 2011/06/17(Fri)23:12 No. 314457 ID: 950529
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Wh- Y- Yeah, we can- We don't- Sleeping with fake breasts is not a problem right now! And- I mean- It's not like we'll be spooning- So- I- No-

Okay- uh- Right, right, gotta show it.
I turn the laptop to Rachel.
>Rocco: "Is this okay?"
She looks it over briefly.
>Rachel: "Perfect. 'President Rachel' sounds cute. Alright, send it, then pick another one from the low priority folder to work on."

I- I know how to use a computer, but- I- I actually never emailed much. I just used the internet to look things up- Wikipedia and stuff..
I probably shouldn't browse the web on someone else's laptop though, unless I ask first.

>>314441
This is the best/worst idea.

>>314457
Well if it comes up that you need information you can ask, but we can shake a lot of general know-how out of our assorted psyches so you should be ok with just us helping you.

Onto the next, and let's try not to bother Rachel if we can help it.

Get back to work you lousy git

okay, sounds like you got this now. we'll zone out or something
[engage timeskip to when something interesting happens]

>>314457
All right, seems you're good. Grab some more pow priority emails. Lean towards things that are less embarrassing and more actually stuff that has to happen and just isn't terribly important if possible, and be diligent.

Check any emails that you're sending out with Rachel's name with Rachel unless she explicitly tells you that you don't need to, but hopefully most issues won't actually require an immediate email response.

Do your best Rocco! We believe in you!

Remember: Hard Work and Guts!

That really was a perfect and totally factual response, by the way. You got this.

Flip through, and look for anything similar to what you just answered. Clearing out redundancy is good, and you'll at least be able to get a grip on what sort of stuff you'll be looking up in Wikipedia at the computer lab or somesuch later.

Rocco 2011/06/17(Fri)23:57 No. 314485 ID: 950529
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>Rocco: "Alright, I- Yes."

Yes- Yeah! Thank you.. I- Maybe..
If you think I can do the rest by myself- I- Yeah.
I'll just stuck to your advice, and it should be alright.
Actually, it feels kind of nice. Doing something productive.. and there's a good atmosphere..
Time- Time to work hard!

>>314487
I knew girls were dirty. D:

>>314487
Goddamn, why you gotta pose like that? Do you WANT these girls to rape you?

...

Thats a trick question, by the way. The only answer is "Yes".

>>314487
Oh baby, I am love

>>314487
>Ackbar.jpg
So... confused...

Wonder what Rachel's boyfriend's name is? You should ask sometime!

>>314529
Or you could read the previous thread.

CLEARLY we must get to ROMANCING INDESCRIMINATELY.

>>314567
Romance Rachel's boyfriend

Rocco and Ricci can seduce Rachel and her boyfriend as a team. Best plan evar.