LonelyWorld 2011/05/25(Wed)23:40 No. 306813 ID: b6c6fc
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male wizards tend to excel in aggressive magic

female wizards tend to excel in defensive magic.

what is the best choice for surviving in this harsh world?

Female.

>>306813
Previously there was one vote for male and two votes for hermaphrodite.

Hermaphrodite vote.

Male because last time we were all out offensive.

male

male, because nuking shit is cool

LonelyWorld 2011/05/25(Wed)23:59 No. 306829 ID: b6c6fc
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>>306817
even with all the knowledge the magic can provide humans remain a superstitious lot hermaphrodites and other similar deformities to them are signs of demons work, such creatures are never to be trained in the ways of magic and are killed upon discovery

>>306829
Their power is to be feared. Excelling in all schools of magic? Frightening.

>>306829
Hermaphrodite posing as something besides a hermaphrodite.

asexual

MANLY MAGE, GO!

>>306813
Manly musclebound wizard, a musclewizard if you will. With a mustache and a shaved head.

Mustache Wizard

InsufferableMystic 2011/05/26(Thu)09:02 No. 306895 ID: 856690
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What is this mustasche nonsense.

BEARD!!!!
This man should be what we aspire to look like

>>306895
manly mage with a big BEARD!

manly mage? hopefully this manly mage meets with a manly dorf and they adventure together

NO BEARD
Moustache of infinite lengthe

Female

>>306898

Yes Manly Mage with Massive Moustache but NO BEARD; there so cleshay.

MANLY MAN MAGE!

Manly man with a manly beard who is secretly a hermaphrodite.

>>306910
enough with the herms already.
Slay those abominations!

a dude.

Hmm, do we want to try and make it a faggot? We don't often play with the male-homos here on quest.

>>306937
Sexual preferences can come later. After we have a stupidly huge musclebound wizard.

MrTT 2011/05/26(Thu)16:30 No. 306971 ID: f0e3ae
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>>306947
And his name shall be Louie.

>>306947, 306971
Damn, yeah, okay, musclebound twink right there. I wasn't quite prepared for something quite that flaming but I'll try to keep up since it was my idea.

>>306973
can come later =! gay.
Make him a straight guy.

>>306971
A Fist Wizard?

You have my attention.

Louie isn't gay, he's the one dude in a harem anime. And also a wizard with fighter stats.

Probably much more survivable than our last wizard.

>>306983
See, no. I'm gonna have to refute you.
He waxes his chest and does enough bodybuilding to have that build. Totally gay.

All true wizards have beards. But ours shall not be some unkempt monstrosity. Oh no, our beard shall be an exquisitely trimmed ensemble, which merely accents our strong chin. It shall of course be accompanied by a mustache, which we carefully wax each morning.

Oh yeah, and we should be male.

Anonymous 2011/05/27(Fri)01:49 No. 307088 ID: 0d7a83
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>Manly mage, mage with fighter stats, fist mage
>possably gay
>mustache
>muscles

Ok, I know I'm not the only one to think of this guy.

>>307088
EPIC WIN!

>>307088

i'm going for this one, but in order to be copyright protected make his mustache lolhuge

>>307133
I think we're protected under parody, here.

Still the image is forming here. A masculine male wizard. Perhaps his magic studies have centered around spells that benefit from his mighty musculature?

Also, I elect adding a teeny pair of nez-pince glasses to the guy.

>>307154
He's trained to use every single twitch of his muscles to boost his spells.
This grants a bonus when he flexes, the more the better.
There's also a corona that appears, a glowing light that proclaims him 'KING OF THE BEACH'.
Seconding huge mustache.

>>307164
>He's trained to use every single twitch of his muscles to boost his spells.
>This grants a bonus when he flexes, the more the better.

maybe instead of so much flexing, he has tattoos on his muscles and they activate when flexed?

>>307088
His name shall be Zuke Von Magestrong.

The ways of the Muscle Mage have been passed down the Magestrong line for generations!

>>307175
I love it. let it be so!
>>307164
Sounds like flexrick from bob's golem quest

Indigo 2011/05/27(Fri)13:04 No. 307180 ID: 1f2692
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>>307175

pic most definitelly related

>>307088
This, but with a pipe and bowler hat.

Anonymous 2011/05/27(Fri)13:52 No. 307203 ID: 13b3e1
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>>307175
YES.

>>307175
YES

>>307175
Oh yes ;D

  A MUSCLE MAGE PROTECTS THE LADIES.

Anonymous 2011/05/27(Fri)19:19 No. 307259 ID: 450ff1
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Just to add more fuel to the fire...

>>307175
It would be a travesty to deny this idea.

>>307175
I vote for this

Lellonar 2011/06/01(Wed)23:45 No. 308462 ID: b6c6fc
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My name is Lellonar Barogought

I am a high court wizard and chief adviser to King Tulose
but I have lied about my talents I am no great mage
were my King to find out the truth he would have me executed on the spot

as a wizard I have magic to help me out of difficult situations
my current spells are:
Telekinesis

I can also try to make up magic on the spot, but it will drain my mana a lot faster, and the spell might be unreliable

an Elven ambassador has just arrived.
in five hours there will be a war council meeting.
the elf will be pushing for the king take action, and the king will turn to me for aid I am too weak to provide.

if the meeting doesn't expose me as a fraud, the war to follow will. I have no intention to die this way, I must find a way to save myself!

(suggest actions for Lellonar!)

Well you can run, but I think the best way to deal with all your problems at once is to expose the ELF AS A FRAUD!

Hang 'do not disturb' sign on door. Jump out window. Stop fall with telekinesis. Start running.

So you can't use much power, so what? You are a "great mage" so the mere threat of your power can be enough, if you're smart about it.

But I wonder how smart you could possibly be if you let yourself get into this horrible situation...

practice making BIG flashy lightning bolts that have no real power to them. just a big bluff lightning.

>>308462
The run away idea has some merit, but before we doing something we can't take back, I'd like a rundown on what you've promised. How much can we reliably fake and what props have you used to fake your powers so far?

>>308462
Couldn't you go to the Elf and see if he could help you? Maybe defect to their long eared side.

>>307259

w-what happened to our fist magic? ;c;
BE MORE MANLY AND START THINKING UP FIST MAGIC

>>308462
Correction; your current spells are:
Telekinesis
Fist

Rip off your shirt to reveal your manly muscle. Go around like this for the rest of the day your life

What kind of telekinesis are we talking here?
Important factors are:
Force exerted
Can you concentrate the force in a smaller or larger area
Distance that you can cast at
Number of items lifted
Dexterity of maneuvered items
Do you need to see items to move them

If your telekinesis is good enough, you don't need any other offensive spells.

>>308595
Better idea: telekinesis on self!
Sure you may not have the power to throw boulders, but a little telekinetic force to your own body means you can throw them yourself!
So as for as making a good impression in court, grab the offending diplomat with telekinetically enforced super-strength, and proclaim you are the mighty MUSCLE WIZARD, SLAYER OF ARMIES, DESTROYER OF CASTLES! Then prove it by throwing one of his servants at a wall, pulverized into a splatter of bloody goo (or perhaps through the wall even)

can you use telekinesis to fly?

Lellonar 2011/06/12(Sun)21:40 No. 312602 ID: b6c6fc
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>>308463
hmmm discrediting the ambassador might work but how?

>>308464
I cannot move myself with Telekinesis, I would need a levitate spell to get down that way

>>308472
I've promised to defend the realm with my amazing powers, a task the King will soon call upon me too fulfill.

>>308488
the elves despise me, as they do all non-elf wizards.

>>308499
"fist magic"? what a preposterous idea, besides my Telekinesis is more than adequate for cuffing someone good

>>308525
my shirt is of the finest make, I'd prefer not to damage it

>>308595
my Telekinesis is as skilled as my own two hands and has the strength of well trained soldier

>>312602
>my Telekinesis is as skilled as my own two hands and has the strength of well trained soldier
Cam it be used to sever a vein in the brain of the opponent? Even the smallest of such cuts would spell a quick death to the victim.

>>312602
Yeah, let's just engage in stealthy murder using telekinesis powers. Don't tell me they have bitchin' forensics in your medieval world yet? It couldn't be too hard to stage a poor accident for the fellow.

Actually let's kill the king and frame the elf with regicide.

>>312712
This is a GREAT plan. Upvoting killing the king and starting a war with Elf Land. Grand Vizier Quest HOOOOO!

It will surely end our crippling disappointment at your lack of muscles, courage, manliness, beards, hair, honor, magic power.... I'm sad again now.

>>312712
Killing the king would take care of a few problems. But you should probably kill the ambassador as well just to be on the safe side.

>>312718
Good idea! We assassinate the king, frame the ambassador, AND HAVE HIM EXECUTED! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

The problems with "Kill king, frame elf" plan is:
1. How do we actually kill the king, he is guarded.
2. How do we frame the elf?
3. We will still be in trouble for being unable to fulfill our promise... not only did we fail to protect the king, we will then be called to defend the country from the war with the elves, and we are back at square one.

>>312732
We just said we would telekenetically fatally wound the king with none the wiser and blame the elves. But hey. It was just a suggestion. We could try RUNNING or BECOMING A COMPETENT WIZARD. Every plan has a fatal flaw in it though.

I also say killing the king is a terrible idea. If nothing else, we would be known as a failure for letting him get killed.

>>312657
People probably resist direct magical manipulation. However; here is something we should try:
You pick up a grain of sand with your telekinesis, then slam it into your enemy's head. The concentration of force in a small area should have an effect similar to stabbing them with a needle (except that length is not a problem and it does not have issues with bending like a physical needle would).

well you can take the diplomatic way out of it. why not simply remind everyone that it is certain they have their own great mages, and that we should not push for the use of magic in fear of escalating the problem?

also telekinesis? damm dude, you need some trainning.

>>312878
Sure there are other spells you need than telekinesis, but if you use it well telekinesis is a great spell. (IMO the cheapest of the standard psi powers. Telepathy can be more powerful when it gets into mind control, but is also much more easily countered.)

Lellonar 2011/06/15(Wed)13:59 No. 313562 ID: b6c6fc
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>>312657
I am fairly certain it is completely impossible for the humble Telekinesis spell to do that

>>312712
yes King Tulose's death would be very convenient for my situation

but how could this be achieved?

>>312713
yes, the ambassador too must perish, elves are too clever and he would likely see through any subterfuge.

>>312719
yes . . . framing the ambassador would be an ideal solution

>>312735
it is exceedingly difficult to kill a man with telekinesis, and to do it with any degree of subtlety would be impossible

>>313562
Well just because you can't use your spell to just sever a few bloodvessels doesn't mean you can do it subtly. Find a razor sharp metal shard, use telekinesis on it and float it up to king, slice throat and he bleeds out in seconds, dispose of blade and accuse cloaked elven assassins. The ambassador sadly did not survive the attempt to apprehend him.

>>313562
It is very simple. Push the king off a high place using telekinesis with the elf nearby. Prejudice and racism will then force all officials to conclude that the elf is the kingslayer.

Or simply poison one of the king's drinks and place the poison within the elf's quarters. You'd have to keep track of the ambassadors location and lure him into the winery at least once. Racism will still prove to be the greatest tool in your plan.

>>313571
You can make an auto-poison spell right? Or do you have to mix known spells and "make" your own spell? Try to make the composite magical poison a famous elven one.

Just hope some progressive douchebag that is intelligent with ample deductive skills wont get involved.

I have an idea. The king is a fairly decent human being right? Find an incompetent JACKASS who DARED demand a position in the king's court. Make sure he is an arrogant loser, who is hungry for power. Give him a knife, convince him that you can turn him invisible so long as he does not speak, have him knife the king/ambassabor/both and then stab him with telekinesis when he tries to escape. Make sure you are JUUUUUST far enough away that you failing to save the king but killing the assassin is plausible.

Shocking how similar Lellonar is to the description I gave. I hope he's better at evil than he is at magic. I'm still bitter at his lack of Muscle Magic... If he isn't good at Evil I don't know what I'll do.

with your current selection fo spells and its own limitations, you better try a sneak approach.

i liked the idea of framing the elf embassador, but this has the downside of actualy leading to a war on 2 fronts, thus increasing your demmand.

if you cant make way to peace, better pack your bags, loot what you can and leave.

>>313669
This is an excellent idea.

Lellonar 2011/06/19(Sun)21:58 No. 315318 ID: b6c6fc
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>>313570
it is the casting incantations and light from arcane power the will reveal me

>>313571
but how would I lure the king to such a place with no witnesses?

>>313577
Arcane poison is not a specialty of mine, but it is indeed an attempt I could make

>>313669
this could work, but to find a patsy on such short notice may prove difficult . . .

a disgruntled young noble bursts into the room

Lellonar: "Bah what is it you want Geltic?"

Count Geltic: "Lellonar you lying Bastard!, you promised the elves would never set foot in the castle!"

Lellonar: "I have much to prepare for, we'll discuss this another time-"

Count Geltic: "Well discuss this NOW! our fool of a king is on the verge of declaring a war that will be the end of us all! now I need you to talk sense some sense into . . ."

I don't have time to deal with this fool . . .

>>315318
Dunno, you both kinda want the same thing...

>>315318
...Right. If you prevent the war, then you don't have to use your magic to protect the kingdom.

Discuss this civilly.

Lellonar 2011/06/19(Sun)23:16 No. 315357 ID: b6c6fc
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very well I shall speak to this fool

Geltic: "You must convince King Tulose to see reason!"

Lellonar: "at this point the King may as well be blind, he can no longer see what reason is, no we must now take matters into our own hands"

Geltic: "if he does not see reason then we must flee this land!, let the elf loving fools suffer the fates they deserve!"

hmmm Count Geltic seems even more concerned by this war than I . . .

Hmm... Well, if there's two of you who are opposed to entering the war with the elves... Perhaps there are more? Let's try and see how many other people share your opinions.

here's your damn patsy
let him in on half the motivations
have him kill the king and dress himself up as an elf, then fry his ass with a fire spell immediately after the king is slain you can make up at the cost of more mana to make his body completely unrecognizable and then quickly blame the ambassador as an accomplice in the regicide, that he must have let him in or something. Remember, the petty minds of regular human beings and the meatbag guards will be quick to agree with you irregardless of the elf's claims of innocence and he'll be hung.
just tell this chump about the plan except for the part where you kill him, replace that with letting him conveniently escape through "complex machinations" that you'll set up but you really won't because that's a lie.
If he needs convincing just tell the fool that if you and him leave the king will send the army on a manhunt for the both of you, leaving regicide as the best option here.

Lellonar 2011/06/20(Mon)07:46 No. 315449 ID: b6c6fc
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>>315400
a foolish plan, >>313669 this plan is far more to my liking.

in any case Geltic will still be of use to me

Lellonar casts a charm spell

Count Celtic: "master I live to serve . . . "

hmmm now what orders to give this puppet?

>>315449

Clean my magic black hole, aka arse with your dick so this adventure gets kick-started!

>>315449
Roll with the Patsy plan! Convince this noble the king has betrayed him, and make him KILL the King and/or the Ambassador. Then, arrive JUUUUUUST barely too late to do anything and KILL the patsy with a Telekinetic neck snap.

Also, nice beard. Work out more, for a bigger beard!

>>315449
To get close to the king while he's on the privy or something and knife him. Or get the king to a somewhat secluded area where people won't see you casting your spells while you do the whole floaty bladey throat slashey thing.

Something that kills the king atleast.

Important point: When giving orders to him, disguise yourself as the elven ambassador (either with illusion, or good old-fashioned costumery). In the event everything goes tits-up and the guy gets captured alive, he'll still point the finger at the elves instead of you.

Lellonar 2011/06/20(Mon)10:39 No. 315477 ID: b6c6fc
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a few minutes later

I have just discovered the king has asked the elf ambassador for a sword play lesson

we are outside the training hall now

>>315460
that is of no concern, by the time Geltic becomes coherent he will remember none of this!

now how should I phrase this command?

>>315477
Run yourself up their swords and kill them both.

Also, abort the whole "Trying to stop the assassination" thing. That is retarded and likely to get you caught. And killed. Dead.

>>315477
He's to go in there all friendly like and then shank the king in the throat, followed by shanking the elf. Act friendly and courteous until he's right next to them.

Also, you're probably going to have to personally supervise it to make sure he gets them and that they don't surivive their injuries.

Or we could be clever and telekinesis the elf's sword into the king, and then finish the elf off because obviously it was murder.

Lellonar 2011/06/20(Mon)14:13 No. 315524 ID: b6c6fc
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after I'm sure Geltic understands my instructions, we enter the training hall.

* * *

King Tulose: "Geltic? what is it- argh!"

the guard and the elf are momentarily stunned by the sudden turn of events

>>315524
WHAT ARE WE DOING OH GOD KILL HIM QUICK

>>315533
(just to be clear, I mean the assassin)

welp.

get stumped before doing something.

maybe its best for the embassador to kill him. scream for guards and medic, try to "capture" the puppet and kill him if the embassador doesnt.

>>315524
YOU IDIOT WHY DID YOU ENTER WITH HIM. KILL THEM ALL.

EVERYONE IS NOW ON FIRE