SHOW ME AROUND, baby.

Uh... What? This is /questdis/, not /quest/

If this is a quest you're in the wrong place.

Cisqur 2011/04/03(Sun)20:00 No. 293707 ID: 6a9958
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"Aaahh maaan! A quest? That sounds pretty intense, but I wouldn't expect something like that around here. Things are usually pretty boring, I kinda wish something would, y'know, happen. Was I gonna sell you something? I forgot. Sorry, man. Where do you wanna go first? Someone's staying at my place right now, and sometimes guys like hanging out at the gas station. People are pretty chill here. Some come from all over, it's awesome."

uhhh... i think you are on the wrong board is what the other guy is talking about. this board is for talking ABOUT quests/adventures.

>>344443
I'm pretty sure the author is implying this is more of a interest-generator than an actual quest, as questing implies directing. This implies introducing.

We should go break bottles behind the gas station.

Cisqur 2011/04/03(Sun)21:20 No. 293726 ID: 6a9958
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>>293709
(Spoiler: yes that is exactly what this was intended as at first but I guess it counts as a quest /anyway/ so jus kiddin)
>>293711
"Hahahahaha uh, okay."

Your face gives me nightmares.

Cisqur 2011/04/03(Sun)21:52 No. 293736 ID: 6a9958
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(Last one today, need sleep)
"Uhhh...there are some guys here, but I only recognize the guy on the left.
"...Though I don't remember his name. Crap, I gotta get better at names. He does kinda keep to himself a lot, though. Like, too much. It's pretty creepy, if you ask me."

>>293736
He appears to be made of dirt, this is understandable.

Ask them if they want to throw bottles at the dumpster.

Cisqur 2011/04/04(Mon)11:48 No. 293804 ID: fb92f7
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>>293740
"I dunno, dude. Looks more like Jello or somethin' to me. I mean, he wasn't always like that, y'know. Always kinda creepy and quiet and all that, but I think he took some bad meds or shot up something he wasn't supposed to or I've been hearing stuff about how there's all kindsa crap in the water and it's making freaky acid rain or somethin' like th--oh, he's putting his sandwich down. Can he hear me?"

Cisqur 2011/04/04(Mon)11:59 No. 293806 ID: fb92f7
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"ACOURSE HE CAN, YA BLEEDIN' PUNK! WHA, YOU DIDN' EXPECT HIM TO WHAT WITH YA ALMOST SCREAMIN' INTA NOTHING?"

"Uhh...do any of you wanna go throw bottles at the dumpster?"

"WHAT KINDUVA QUESTION IS THAT?! SCRAM, WE'RE TRYNA EAT HERE WITHOUT GETTIN' BOTHERED BY SOME DELINQUENT!"

"Oh, uh...okay.
"...I get the sense that guy's only gonna be here a little while."

"YOU THINK WE CAN'T STILL HEAR YOU?! GODDAMN RAT!"

"Uhh...should we go back, d'ya think?"

>>293806
Sure, let's go meet that person at your place.

Break a bottle. Shank them. Made them bleed whatever horrific abomination blood they possess.

>>293970
Hey, yeah. You could show us more of that apartment you need to rent out.

Throw a bottle at something so they know how awesome it is to throw bottles at stuff.

Cisqur 2011/04/07(Thu)23:37 No. 294962 ID: f4223a
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>>293976
"Whoa, whoa! Whoa, hey--I'm not gonna go around killing people, you gotta be real messed in the head to do that! Or a part of one of the gangs, whatevs."
>>294121
"Here's one on the ground. But, uhh...no dumpsters in sight, so I'll just try throwin' it wherever."
[cutscene]

Cisqur 2011/04/07(Thu)23:38 No. 294963 ID: f4223a
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"Aahg, sorry, I'm sorry!"

"AAAHHGHHH!!"

"Oh, geez, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm..."

Cisqur 2011/04/07(Thu)23:38 No. 294964 ID: f4223a
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"Ergh, that guy's giving me that real creepy look again!"
>>294095
>>293970
"That's an idea, I gotta get outta here...!"

Cisqur 2011/04/07(Thu)23:39 No. 294965 ID: f4223a
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"Oh geez oh geez oh geez I hope nobody saw that oh geez..."

Cisqur 2011/04/07(Thu)23:41 No. 294966 ID: f4223a
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"Lemme...catch my br...eath for a sec...
"...Hey, isn't that...the salam...ander girl?"
[end cutscene]

Tell it to quit filling that car with water.

>>294966
Cute girl. Introduce yourself, ask what she's doing.

>>294966
Ask her if she would be interested in renting an apartment.

That is not the part of the car which needs to be watered.

Compliment her attractive and shapely head frills.

If you lick her back will you get high?

masturbate into her car

Cisqur!/eV.HHAAII 2011/04/19(Tue)16:51 No. 297811 ID: b86f1a
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>>297043
"N-Not /now/, man..."
>>294971
"Hey, Rag, what're ya doin'?"

"...What? My name isn't Rag, stop calling me that."

"But every time I see you outside, you've got that rag and you're cleaning your car, I dunno..."

"Then go outside more! Just stop calling me Rag, okay?"

"Uh...sorry."
>>294974
"Hey, would you wanna start renting an apartment? I got some openings an--"

"...I can't tell if this is a joke or not."

"Huh?"

"Listen, I'm perfectly fine with living where I am right now. But I'll keep it in mind, okay?"

"Uh huh."
>>294997
"Yuh, your head...things are really pretty. They're really swooshy and stuff."

"Umn. Thank you."
>>294998
"Can I lick your back?"

"Wait, what?! No!"

Cisqur!ylZIb0UtwE 2011/04/19(Tue)16:52 No. 297812 ID: b86f1a
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>>294967
>>294994
"...So, uh, is that...how you usually wash your car?"

"Wha? ...Aagh, oh no! No, no--I got distracted, and now everything's all wet...ugh."

Help her out, man. Ask where you can get some towels or something to make sure it does minimal lasting damage to the inside of her car.

>>297816
Yeah, it's not like you got anything better to do, you beetle killer.

Yeah. Offer your assistance!

ask her name
then offer to help her dry it off

>>297811
no
do it now
right into the car
it wants it man

Look at those head frills, man. If you're going to lick anything, lick those. Damn those are some fine frills.

Restrain yourself. Be polite. Also for gods' sakes don't talk out loud about restraining yourself.

Anyway, if she doesn't need an apartment, maybe she knows someone who does?

>>297812
ask her if she has any spare change. offer cheeseburgers or a blow job in exchange.

Cisqur!/eV.HHAAII 2011/06/09(Thu)11:07 No. 310922 ID: 0ae009
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(Erk, I didn't intend to be absent that long. Next time I'll warn you guys, I promise. Which reminds me, starting next sunday I'll be gone for 6 weeks, but I'll try and get as much done as possible in the meantime.)
>>297816
"You--you want some help with cleaning that up?"

"Oh, uh, sure. There are some towels in the trunk, I'll open it up for you."

Cisqur!ylZIb0UtwE 2011/06/09(Thu)11:08 No. 310924 ID: 0ae009
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(Wait--I mean this Sunday, oops.)
>>298263
>>298266
"...Nnh, those frills..."

"Pardon?"

"Nuh, nothing..."

Cisqur!/eV.HHAAII 2011/06/09(Thu)11:08 No. 310925 ID: 0ae009
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[later]

"That's a lot better. Thanks for the help!"

"Yeah. Uh...do you have any spare change?"

"...Well, I...I guess I do, yeah. Here you go."

"Thanks. Heheheh...
"You guys wanna see my apartment now, or keep walking around a bit?"

"Hey, just who are you talking to? I don't see anyone else around here..."

"The people who say stuff. I don't really know who they are, but whatever, man."

"....
If you say so."

>>310925
Her name! Get her name!

Oh, and since your the only one who can hear us, it kind of confuses people when you talk to us.

DAMMIT MAN. You are creepy, antisocial, and aggravating! It's a miracle those guys in the museum didn't MURDER YOU!

You're gonna need ALL OUR HELP to get you UNCRAZY ENOUGH to interact in 'normal' society!

First things first, you offered to help her, so help her polish the car. Also, ask her her REAL name.

>>310925
STOP TALKING TO US OUT LOUD... we can hear your thoughts dude. Get her real name, and try not to be weird about it. Just say something like: "sorry for calling you Rags, what's your real name?"

Yeah, get her Name, and then wander a little more aimlessly before you show us your place. I'm sure it's kickin rad.

Introduce yourself, first. Only polite.

>>310925
Tell her you don't normally hear voices, you just met us today. You don't usually hear voices from nowhere, correct? Say that we're probably ghosts or something.

>>310935
I'm not sure we can actually hear his thoughts. We've only heard what people say out loud so far.

>>310925
Walking around and talking to people hasn't worked out too well so far, might as well head back and check out that apartment.

Cisqur!/eV.HHAAII 2011/06/14(Tue)22:24 No. 313380 ID: 94d1f2
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(Oh hey they have WiFi here, looks like I'll be around)
>>310977
"Oh, yeah? Then what am I thinking about /right now/?"

"...Uhm, I...don't know."

"Wait, no, I was--ah...uh. Uhh...what's your name, again? I'm sorry for calling you 'Rag'."

"Thank you. I'm Leila, by the way.
It was nice talking with you, but I need to run an errand before it gets dark. Maybe I'll see you around some other time, okay?"

"Oh...alright. Bye..."

Cisqur!/eV.HHAAII 2011/06/14(Tue)22:25 No. 313381 ID: 94d1f2
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"The walk shouldn't be too far. It's nice how everything here is pretty tight-knit so you can just walk anywhere, more or less, y'know? Most people don't even really have cars anymore. Which is good, because there was this recent thing that says because of a health concern there were...uh, concerns, or something--and you can't park on the streets anymore. People like Rag gotta buy a house which comes with a driveway and all that.
"...Hmn. I wonder why she wears baggy clothes all the time. She should get clothes which...uh...complement her figure better. And it's not even that cold out, no reason to be wearing a sweater and a scarf and stuff. It's not like I'm a fashion expert or anything, but...uh...I, I think I forgot where I was going...
"...Uhhh..."

you weren't really going anywhere. and the loose clothing is probably because she can't find any pants that have a tailhole so she just wears a big shirt.

Yeah, we can't hear your thoughts. Guess you're gonna have to keep talking aloud to the invisible people.

We were going back to your apartment. What's that sign to your left though? 15,000 already joined?

>>313381
Psst, now that you know her name is Leila, it's rude to keep referring to her as 'Rag' now.

>>313380
Dude you were totes thinking about those frills, yo.

>>293704
You were totally going to go buy Leila some tight leather.

That or check on one of your tenants. If you have any that its...

>>313381
Maybe you can buy her some jeans with a tail hole later. But for now, check out your apartment complex.

>>313381
damnit why didnt you go aftger the car
it was so warm for your form man
it was all over you like a fat kid on donuts
sexy

go to your apartment and get a haircut you giant person

(tl;dr I just found out my hard drive is hanging onto life by a thread and needs to be backed up as soon as I get home, until then (5? weeks from now) I'm going to have to postpone this, I'm really sorry!)

(ALRIGHT, WE GON BE BACK IN T-MINUS ONE WEEK FOR SURE THIS TIME, sorry for the technical difficulties folks. I managed to get all my files back, new tablet, etc etc

Sorry for the updateless bump, just lettin yall know what's goin on)

>>340361

Be looking forward to updates :]

Cisqur 2011/08/22(Mon)20:57 No. 342401 ID: 591e03
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>>314896
"But, this /is/ my haircut, man."
>>313384
"...Huh. I never thought of that, but...yeah, probably."
>>313412
"Ah, sorry...I'm sorry."
>>313392
"Oh! Yeah, okay. My apartment's actually right around here...
"Uh, I think it's some weird cult thing. People who think the world's ending 'cause of technology or something? They don't even like medicine or anything, think it's like...poisoning the earth and stuff."
>>313638
>>313416
"...N...Uhhh--"
>>313668
"Yeah! Uh, alright.
"Here's the building, but I gotta...find my keys, first..."

Cisqur 2011/08/22(Mon)21:01 No. 342402 ID: 591e03
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"MAAAAANNYYYYYYY WAAAAIT I HAVE MAIL FOR YOUUUUU!"

Cisqur 2011/08/22(Mon)21:02 No. 342403 ID: 591e03
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"--Huh?"

"It's here! Check it out! Is it important? Don't leave me hanging, here!"

"Actually...can you just put it in the mailbox? I gotta show these people around first."

"What people?"

"Y'know, the people I'm talking to."

"Ohh. Hiiiii! I'm sorry, is it rude I can't see you? You're probably nice so I don't want to offend you or anything, but you're pretty much invisible."

"Yeah, they do that. I don't think anyone can see them, they're just kinda there."

"No, I understand. But can you check your mail, please? I mean, really, I don't want to pry but I'm really curious, okay?"

"...Well, uh...what do you guys think? Could just stow it away to look at later and show you my apartment now, or check the mail before we go in, or, uh...whatever else."

well he makes it sound so exciting, check it.

checkitcheckitcheckit

Wow, he sure is blue. Yeah, check it.

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, those apartments can wait. Let's check what's inside that letter.

What could possibly go wrong?

rip that shit open IT COULD BE MONEY.

Cisqur 2011/08/27(Sat)02:40 No. 343224 ID: 4989e9
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>>342434
"Yeah, well, I think there's some requirements you gotta have for being a postal service…person…thing. They all stick out, usually have bright colors and stuff… Also, I guess you gotta go places fast, which is why most of them fly, right?"

"…Huh-wha? I thought you were still talking to the people."

"I was, but I wanna know if I was right. It's stuff I noticed but…uhh…yeah."

"Oh. I wasn't really listening, sorry!"

"…Oh."

"So are you gonna open your mail or what? What if there's money inside?!"
>>342482
"I think you and this guy got the right idea. Hmmn…"

Cisqur 2011/08/27(Sat)02:41 No. 343226 ID: 4989e9
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"So? What is that?"

"Uhhh…junk mail, and…hang on, this isn't--a free hotel stay, really? I dunno, they don't just give that stuff out, man…"

"But they just did, it's in your hands! We were right, kinda!"

"It says I gotta fill out a survey, first. Then they're gonna give me the free thing. I, uh…guess it won't hurt."

"Yeah! Go for it! Let me know how it is, okay?"

"Sure, if they give it to me at all…
"Rest of this is just more junk mail."

are you SURE? i never seen junk in a black envelope. check em.

What's the survey about?

>>343226

Holy crap that is so cool. I have got to send someone a letter in a black envelope now. I wonder if it'd make it through. Have to get the address legible and all...

But it claims to be FABULOUS!

>>343256
Use a white gel-pen or marker to write on it.

AND TAKE DAT SERVEY, MAN, TAKE IT AND MAKE THE BIRD HELP YOU!

Open obvious chain letter
Fill out survey

Fill it out inside your apartment.

Go INSIDE YOUR APARTMENT to fill out the survey. It's very important.

Cisqur 2011/09/05(Mon)19:13 No. 345801 ID: 05523c
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"I'll check the junk mail anyway, if you really want to...
"...Man, these are all, like, offers for credit cards and stuff. Really dumb. I was telling you guys."

Cisqur!/eV.HHAAII 2011/09/05(Mon)19:17 No. 345803 ID: 05523c
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>>343249
>>343256
"...What do you mean? Letters are usually in shades of gray and black, though people or advertisers can pay more to send colored ones. You gotta get special stamps to send those through. Bills and important or official stuff comes in white envelopes. Do you guys never get mail or something? Anyway, I like collecting the colored ones. Not the white ones, those give me some bad vibes, man."
>>343250
"Uhhh...it asks you stuff like, what you like about hotels, and what you wanna see in hotels...and if I've visited this one before, what I liked about it...uhhgh, boring. This hotel better be the coolest hotel ever, but I dunno if an awesome hotel would be giving out stays like this. It does say some famous people have stayed there, like writers and stuff, and that it's been there since the sixties.
"Hey, man, can you help me out with this?"

"Nuh uh, that looks boring. You do it."

"Hmnrggh..."
>>343851
>>343852
"...Fine, fine...I'll fill it out when I get inside. Geez..."

Cisqur!/eV.HHAAII 2011/09/05(Mon)19:19 No. 345805 ID: 05523c
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"Hey, thanks for getting my mail and stuff. I'll see you later, man."

"Yuh huh! I'm gonna go deliver more mail now! Byyyyyeeeeee!"

Cisqur!ylZIb0UtwE 2011/09/05(Mon)19:20 No. 345806 ID: 05523c
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"...
"There it goes. So weird. Anyway, my apartment, uhh..."

Cisqur!/eV.HHAAII 2011/09/05(Mon)19:21 No. 345807 ID: 05523c
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"...It's...one of these, I think...oh, here we go."

Cisqur!/eV.HHAAII 2011/09/05(Mon)19:21 No. 345808 ID: 05523c
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"This is my place. Wha'do you guys wanna do?"

what's that note by the door? and is that a sticky stretchy hand on the wall?
also, nice picture.

READ NOTE

>>345812
I think the hand is a really cool security measure. Like, you rotate it down so it pushes against the door and won't let it open.

>>345808
CLEAN UP DA PLACE YA LAZY BUM

Man, what kind of price are you looking for on this? Oh, yeah, and what's the view like from one of the windows?

I could see myself living here, and that's not just because I've lived in a poorhouse for all of my life.

Cisqur!/eV.HHAAII 2011/09/05(Mon)20:03 No. 345828 ID: 05523c
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>>345812
>>345818
Uhh...looks like it's from my roommate.
"Thanks man, my friend gave it to me. He was all, 'Maaaan, I got no room for this thing! You have it.' It's so huge, it's like, the best thing ever. I just wish I knew who the guy is, y'know? He's gotta be famous if he's on a poster, or at least a model."
>>345822
"Dude, it's a sticky hand. I don't think that's gonna prevent anyone from openin' any doors.
"I'm gonna do it eventually, okay? Just not right now, sheesh."
"Anyway, I feel pretty grimy. I'm gonna go take a shower, just as long as you guys promise not to follow me. I'm, like, serious about this, but I guess I just gotta trust all of you 'cause I can't see you or anythin'."

I don't know if we can choose not to follow you or not. We don't really decide where to go or anything. What's up with your roomate?

we can try to look at someone else. HRRRRRRRRRRNGH

Inspect FOOTPRINTS

Cisqur!/eV.HHAAII 2011/09/05(Mon)23:46 No. 345957 ID: 05523c
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>>345855
"...They look like mine. Probably 'cause they /are/ mine. I sometimes forget to take my shoes off and I was walking around after it had been raining, so I got mud and stuff on my shoes.
"...I should clean it up eventually. ...Probably. Maybe."
>>345824
"Actually, the ones in this building aren't available. There's a space or two in the next one if you don't mind sharing a room with someone. Space has been really tight lately, I dunno what's been doing it. I don't see a whole lot more people running around...actually, more people are staying inside nowadays. It's freaking me out a little, feels like everyone's hiding from something. Maybe there ARE more people, I just don't see 'em. What I wanna know is why people would wanna come here, it isn't the best city. Either way, things are like, SO EXPENSIVE right now.
"Maybe I'll show you a window view later, but I gotta say, it really sucks. It's right next to an alley."
>>345831
"My roommate? When I said prices were really bad, I wasn't kidding. But I get a sorta-discount from being a sorta-landlord, and my roommate and I split the cost. It's not bad that way.
"Okay, if you /prrroooomise/. I'll be back in a sec."

Cisqur!/eV.HHAAII 2011/09/05(Mon)23:47 No. 345958 ID: 05523c
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>>345838
"bzzzzzz..."

Cisqur!/eV.HHAAII 2011/09/05(Mon)23:47 No. 345959 ID: 05523c
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"YOU GUYS BETTER NOT HAVE LOOKED."

>>345959
We saw everything. Everythiiiiiing~
Nah, I'm just messing with ya. That was a pretty fast shower though, what crazy kind of shampoo/conditioner do you use that even rinses out that quickly? Hell, give us a whole inventory of your bathroom since we're here so that we can plan shenanigans with random chemicals and objects.

>>345959
We didn't see anything until you started yelling, doofus and HOLY CRAP WHAT'S UP WITH THE MIRROR