>>387683

Perhaps some COURAGE BUILDING EXERCISES would help? Jumping jacks, go!

Get in there you doof.

just get in!

Prance in dramatically and proclaim your love for her.

Alternatively, walk in silently, get your COFFEE and leave.

break the glass and scream: I AM ROBBING THIS PLACE EVERYONE GET OUT!

3/3 Gree 2012/02/27(Mon)18:33 No. 389332 ID: b82a1d
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>"They just looked at themselves, then left. Really quietly for something that big!"

>"Do you think I should follow them? The other way down that hall also looks interesting, or I could go back in the vents. I still need to find that super delicious-smelling thing!"

that sign says control. that means the REALLY important things are that way!

PULL THE LEVERS!

>>389332
Find the nice smell!

Those levers are way too big, and high. How inconsiderate! See where the wires on the console are going. Maybe you can get inside it!

Well now you beat the shit out of him.

>>388996

Use its mass against it. Kick the gun away so you have the biggest advantage. Force the other arm straight and try to use it as a lever to shatter the ball joint. If it jumps for the gun turn that jump into a throw and pin it abdomen down. You have the skill mods, but not the chasse for this kind of thing, so don't let yourself get in a position where he can bend you.

For sure you want to kick that pistol away, and whatever you do, don't swing the shotgun as a club; You might deform the barrel or otherwise damage it. Flip it around and bring its butt down on the bot's optics to try and break them.

>>388996
If you think you can maintain your footing, try to backpedal a bit until you can crank another shot off. Use your CQC skills defensively to keep him away from your weapon and prevent him from doing to much damage to you. Try to counter any blows with blocks which knock blows aside harmlessly without putting too much strain on your fragile maidparts.

Alternatively, if you don't think you can keep your footing well, drop the shotgun and try to use your ninja skills to (defensively) knock your opponent off balance. You can probably grab your shotgun and finish him once he's sprawled on the ground, or you might get lucky and stall him long enough for Jayce to save your ass, assuming she's still alive.

>>388996
Use the shotgun as a club and commit beatdowns.

hmm... next up should be a tech lab. which if possible should look into ways to increase mineral gathering rates. then we should place some gun puppies around the perimeter allowing our soldiering forces the option to explore without leaving the base exposed.

after the tech lab does that for science we will need to see our options with it. then buuld one of the advanced structures it unlocks or the science lab.

workers: gather resources and eventually establish a turret perimeter. it shouldn't be too confining space-wise, because next up are more buildings, like the research lab, and whatever might get us more hands to work with.

Vitali: explore area for additional resources; you should be protected from those vine things thanks to your newfound wings.

Andrei: guard the outpost and look scary and badass. be on the watch for anything that might stumble upon us.

Alexi: anything we can do that might help out with injuries?

Colonization and Organizational Support AI 2012/02/24(Fri)19:42 No. 388704 ID: 5bec67
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Build plan assigned. PRIMARY OBJECTIVES: Build a tech lab. Establish a defensive perimeter. Find or create a semipermanent resting place. SECONDARY OBJECTIVES: Fabricate a Jackal suit for Vitali. Fabricate a Wolf suit for Alexi. Make contact with home planet. TERTIARY OBJECTIVES: Confirm status of missing crew members. Determine existence of sentient life on the planet. A very rough elevation map of the surrounding area has been created. Possible pod crash sites have been identified from smoke on the horizon. I am detecting two moving objects on top of the cliff, but no heat signatures.

ZHENIA: "Looking good, Andrei."

ANDREI: "Thanks."

double checking recordings confirm two objects on the cliff.
maintain watch in case objects jump down. once jackel is complete Vitali will fly up and investigate.

let's keep mining and build that research center.

maybe we should send Andrei to the cave system we detected nearby... see any entrances?

"at least she only slept with living things, your mom fucked anything that was phallic shaped, explains why you turned out so ugly."

Atticus G. (art-maker) / Stupid Footloose Rabbit (word-time) 2012/02/22(Wed)19:16 No. 388412 ID: e0815a
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The biting comment has damaged your over-inflated ego slightly. You can't even stand the look of him at the moment and you're forced to turn your back.

>>386453
You decide that now is time to introduce to this trash can robot to someone. Two someones.

[b]"I would like you to meet my two buds; Monday and Friday. You better clear your schedule, rubbish bot, cuz you got a full week ahead of ya!"

You let out a mighty yell and begin charging at the machine in a blistering belligerent rage!

Atticus G. (art-m'n) / Stupid Footloose Rabbit (word-kid) 2012/02/22(Wed)19:30 No. 388415 ID: e0815a
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And then... this shit happens.

Intense, pulsating energy asterisks, flying out of the circular holes along the wall. Your Jaguar-like reflexes keep the asterisk from taking your head.

It would scare the Bejesus out of you, if you had such bejesus to be expelled. Instead, you just grow more volatile.

>>388408
"At least she only slept with living things, your mom fucked anything that was phallic shaped, explains why you turned out so ugly!" you spit back.

The robot seems unphased. Perhaps, even smug. The bastard's got death asterisks and all you you could do is lob organic insults at a decisively synthetic machine.

This next move better be a good'n, bub.

crawl along the ground.

>>388415
Throw an explosive?

Edmund Twewy 2012/02/20(Mon)15:20 No. 387999 ID: 178c80
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>Don't you need some kind of special suit to get near lava because it's so hot? Because magma's usually hotter. I say stay away if you have no protection, especially bare skin.
TOO LATE.

Oh god it's terrible. So damn hot!
>GunFriend: "I told you man!"
No you did not!

Edmund Twewy 2012/02/20(Mon)15:20 No. 388000 ID: 178c80
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OOOF!

>>388000
Good evening, mind if I pass? Places to be, people to kill, you know the drill.

Did you find a DRAGON? Is it a demon? If not then say hi. If it's a demon maybe we should introduce ourselves with gunfire.

>>388000
have a look at it.

>>384972
Point to the guy holding your leash
"Remember you found a bunch last night? He stole that one from you."

>>384974
Sounds good.

Oh hey it's a Strawberry fluff!

If our goal is to make the two argue we could just keep making them and be honest. I mean, dude(?) likes snacking on the tasties. If the other guy tries to take us away he wont be able to have any more! At which point he won't have tasties, which would be undesirable from his point of view I'm sure.

The lie -could- work too but it's going on the assumption he has more to steal.

>>384974
Engage master plan.

>>384974

This.