Where are the tanlines?

I am questioning your identity. Get out.

Dbr 2010/10/02(Sat)02:19 No. 8354 ID: 7a7b30
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It's a bit dark, but oh well.

Larro 2010/10/02(Sat)03:01 No. 8355 ID: cf68aa
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I love my hat

Brom 2010/10/03(Sun)08:17 No. 8383 ID: 4f6e37
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hats i have known

Brom 2010/10/03(Sun)08:22 No. 8384 ID: 4f6e37
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yes indeed

Weaver 2010/10/03(Sun)10:29 No. 8390 ID: 3c3565
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Me with my ex

Bob 2010/10/03(Sun)11:29 No. 8400 ID: ddd48d
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try and guess which is me.

>>8400
You're the large spider hiding behind the wallclock.

>>8390
You have a nice umbrella, Weaver.

>>8390
Wait. Is that... a Volto in the background?

>>8400
You're the NERD.

>>8390
Uhhh... Which one is you? The boy or the girl?
It's just that, it's been ambiguous for so long and...

I'm not going to get an answer to that question am I?

Weaver is being a scamp, he is neither of them. He's the baby being held.

Cruxador 2010/10/03(Sun)18:29 No. 8436 ID: 754124
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Fuck it, I may as well.

>>8426
It's not ambiguous anymore. Weaver is the dude. With the green hair (lolololol Muschio is a self insert)

Mneme!Ozz!aZh293hl9k 2010/10/03(Sun)19:13 No. 8441 ID: fd6d7e
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>>8390

Bob 2010/10/03(Sun)19:29 No. 8444 ID: 2563d4
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>>8442
Why are we doing this again?

>>8436
Jesus Christ the masculinity in this picture just made the entire site grow a chest full of hair.

Also Weaver bears a troll face. It's probably why he chose the picture.

>>8446
Thanks, I suppose. Though my chest is sufficiently hairy already, I think.

Peeved 2010/10/04(Mon)02:32 No. 8461 ID: d97d76
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this was taken on a 1.3 megapixel webcam

...which has a max resolution of 640x480 and seems to lack a "not look like complete shit" option

I am not good with camera

that's not actually me i just have a photo of the douchiest looking people I ever met back in college (and believe me that was a hard title to win)

>>8407
I don't see any fucking voltos, what are you blabbering about?

I'll get a picture.... sometime. All the ones I have are from when I was 40lb heavier.

>>8462
We believe you you compulsive liar.

ElNakedo 2010/10/04(Mon)08:20 No. 8485 ID: c71597
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Realised my picture needed some resizing. Now it shouldn't screw up everything if you press expand image.

Anyway. No rugged landscape but alot of beard.

>>8463
The paintings on the wall in the background.

Bob 2010/10/06(Wed)13:19 No. 8587 ID: 2563d4
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Totally not a horrible, horrible author insert quest from when ADF was my /tg/ caricature. Remind me to drop a bridge on the guy on the bridge.

>>8587
What is that... thing next to you? Some sort of torture device? How many bodies are buried in those woods?

>>8588
It's a tree.

>>8588
It appears to be a bike, the mother of which indulged heavily in illegal drugs during pregnancy.

Either that or it's a bridge, I dunno which you're talking about.

>>8599
http://www.brompton.co.uk/page.asp?p=3072

>>8608
>brompton
>Brom
Aaaaaaaa.

>>8608
...
What is the point of that ridiculous contrivance?

>>8613
So that Jackie Chan clones can bike to your home, then fold it up and use it as an improvised weapon on you.
Fortunately, the government has not cracked how to make them claim they don't want any trouble first.

>>8627
Eh, you say "government", I say "my team of evil scientists".

P5 2010/10/20(Wed)23:28 No. 8965 ID: 96fb33
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My true form is very dull and unnoteworthy, and adding a camera usually makes it HORRENDOUSLY UGLY.

So here is me with a baby.

She is turning 2 next week!

>>8965
Evil red eyes... o.o

Bob 2010/10/21(Thu)13:00 No. 8973 ID: 788856
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Here's mine

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/10/21(Thu)13:06 No. 8974 ID: f82d85
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Hi guys

Jesus Christ you look like a skinny Flounder from Animal house

http://www.tgchan.org/kusaba/TEMP/src/128624265275.jpg

Here's Mine!

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/10/21(Thu)15:05 No. 8978 ID: f82d85
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>>8974

I was trying to make this face, for point of reference.

>>8977
oh u

>>8979
That's actually him. I remember the IRC discussion when he first posted it to /TEMP/

>>8980
I know. We were recounting the tale to Slinkboy the other day.

I think he enjoyed it!

oh my god i'm having a fit that is so disgusting and painful ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my back hurts

>>8983
The endorphins masked the pain pretty well.

Bob 2010/10/24(Sun)01:12 No. 9128 ID: 754124
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This is not me this is Gnome. He took his shirt off for us on LiveStream.SO I guess that means maybe I shouldn't be the one posting it, but OH WELL.

I'd rather not post meself seeing as it would probably blind you forever with the unholy horrors you'd witness.

>>9128

AUGH THE NIPPLES

Bob 2010/11/13(Sat)05:21 No. 9814 ID: de2143
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>>8348

Do you see?!

AiriX 2010/11/18(Thu)14:12 No. 10200 ID: 20fc85
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Hats

LonelyWorld 2010/11/29(Mon)18:34 No. 10608 ID: b6c6fc
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a crappy picture, by request, might take a better one later

oh fuck

Brom, Cruxador, and LonelyWorld pose as a team because shit just got real. That Airix guy can come too since he also has style.

>>10608
oh god you actually look like your avatar this is completely awesome

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2010/11/29(Mon)21:42 No. 10624 ID: 3416ec
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>>10608

Master Miller?!

Bob 2010/11/29(Mon)23:16 No. 10626 ID: 6c4937
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>>10609

Hiro!J02Ujjg4Nw 2010/11/29(Mon)23:19 No. 10627 ID: 80f314
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'ey.

>>10627

You, sir, are pretty.

>>10626
Our Heroes look towards the eastern front to face their challenge, a tsunami of frilly undergarments thrown by beautiful, large, petite, and even More large women. This is one of their more extreme days. Not an ounce of fear shakes their Hardy Bones; If our heroes were any other men, they would be instantly annihilated by the rogue wave of Panties. But not they, for they are strongest, most Stylish gentlemen.
"Goddamn Nostalgic," says Cruxtador in a Grizzled tone. LonelyWorld contently nods and Brom's Motherfucking couldn't get anymore suave, even From behind L.W.'s video Communication device.

Okay guys did I write faggity enough? In what areas could I fit in more faggotry? I don't mean in subject matter. I'm talking grammar, descriptors, adjectives, style, all that fancy English shit. Maybe sprinkle in more commas, switch east to west, and more Capitalizing mid-sentence.

>>10608
Holy crap. You actually look pretty much exactly like your author avatar.

>>10626
So this is what it's like to be gay...

>>10626
Haha, there should be a quest with the author's photos as protagonists.

>>12430
Well, I guess taking an aspect of terrible writing---like, say, author self-inserts---and dialling it up to 11 is a fairly standard mechanical way to generate humour.

>>12447

When I saw it, the first thing that came to my mind was the caption "People are talking about me on the internet!"

>>12459
"Am I truly the best guy?"

>>12447
You look like the cleric of one of the dudes from the D&D comapign I'm participating in. Must be the haircut.

>>12447
I refuse to believe you are not actually a robot. That picture must be fake.

<3p 2011/01/11(Tue)20:34 No. 12542 ID: 543aa6
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oh hi Ima threeP

Farmer Fa/tg/uy 2011/01/12(Wed)17:04 No. 12557 ID: b5bd55
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Eh why not, hola /tg/chan been awhile no?

>>12557
Why do you carry a jar of urine around with you?

>>12559
Isn't it obvious? Farmer is actually a Sniper.

>>12557
Is that a giant bottle of rum?

Yup, we're tgchan, alright. Far more interested in the guy with a jar full of piss than we are with the cute girl.

>>12563
Yeah, normal people would be creepily hitting on threeP right now, what is wrong with you guys. You three guys represent all of tgchan and you need to stop being interested in jars right now.

>>12564
Exactly.

>>12563
To be honest I was THIS close, really THIS close, to post an inappropriate, only remotely funny answer containing a reference to her gender, but then I was like "Geez, that would be dickish" and just didn't. I wonder how many others felt like that...

>>12564
LawyerDog is right for once again!

>>12566
You wouldn't hesitate to be dickish if threeP was a guy. Not making fun of her is being discriminatory against women!

Except not really because there are no girls on the internet. HERPADERP

>>12563
Okay, FINE.

threeP, I find you attractive, and I would love to have sex with you. Or at least date you in a gentlemanly fashion. And then have sex with you.

Castaways 2011/01/13(Thu)12:55 No. 12575 ID: b5bd55
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>>12557
Actually its a gallon of Pumpkin spice ale. Quite tasty!

>>12564
I was distracted trying to figure out if that cylinder in the background is one of those old Zalman passive water cooling reservoir/combo thingies, or a cat scratching post.

>>12575
And the difference is...?

>>12582
ones not filled with my metabolic by products, and also helped to drive forward society as we know it most likely.

>>12575
Slightly less interesting now that it's clear it's not rum.

Bob 2011/01/14(Fri)20:04 No. 12599 ID: 4531bc
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>>10627
You look like this guy!

>>12599
the one in the middle

Rurik, you never hit on me in #RQ :(

>>12579
scratching post

>>10608
I really hope that's just bunched fabric at your crotch area bro

>>13023
heh, yeah it is just clothe

Toastline 2011/02/17(Thu)12:07 No. 13346 ID: abb30a
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Now you all know my secret...
I'm black.

Bob 2011/02/20(Sun)08:12 No. 13474 ID: b1790a
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Watari..?

Colour 2011/03/09(Wed)15:32 No. 13840 ID: 22ae4e
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Crappy webcam picture I took a few weeks ago or something. I can't be bothered to take another.

Bob 2011/03/09(Wed)19:39 No. 13843 ID: bdf35e
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Sorry for the old pic

>>13840
>naked chest
Weeeeeellll nao...

Weekfag 2011/03/11(Fri)09:56 No. 13859 ID: 653ea0
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I found this pic from 2007 the other day, soo... This is what I looked like when I was crippled with social anxiety.

Bob 2011/03/11(Fri)09:59 No. 13861 ID: 1963d1
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>>13859
You were Cousin It?